Swine flu vaccine shots eliminate wrinkles, bad breath and varicose veins, too

The article attached takes a good look at new claims that the Swine Flu vaccine for pregnant women is resulting in 'healthier' babies with a higher birth weight, and drastically reducing the hospitalisation rate of new borns...

Is there any low they won't sink to?

Swine flu vaccine shots eliminate wrinkles, bad breath and varicose veins, too

Rewey

Swine flu vaccine shots also eliminate annoying "valley speak" among cheerleaders - I mean, y'know? (and the ability to walk forwards).

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[edit on 1-11-2009 by Blackmarketeer]

ha, naturalnews is a shill for all thing "alternative" which equates to a multi-billion dollar industry which equates to sponsors paying him out the rear for ads and more. Guy has a phenomenal racket going.

The level of propaganda is just astounding. Is it as obvious to the rest of the world as it is to us here? Are we so different?

I remember when they started saying botoxin could help wrinkles, by what I figured to be killing your face. I thought surely no one would touch it, but I was wrong.

before they can make there claim lets see if the babies will born first.
I agree with the level of propaganda is outrageous.

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as sad as it might be, i cant hepl thinking shes faking it!
i couldnt help laughing. one second shes chatting and running, then shes doing the jig!

i dont think the vaccine is safe BUT this case seems contrived.

WOW just wow i don't even know what to say anymore. It is like watching an intentionally bad movie like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, you don't even bother making fun of the acting and the special effects because you know it it intentionally stupid.

This is how i feel reading this. Scary thing is i think they are actually saying it is true so it is more similar to Attack of the Killer tomatoes trying to get an Oscar nomination and be recognized as a masterpiece.

I see rows of laughing faces a lot these days to fill line posts but this will be the first time i have used it.

www.fda.gov...

This is the package insert from the vaccine itself, in it it states that pregnant women SHOULD NOT take the vaccine, but only if it seriously is determined that they need it.
Theres alot of good reading in it.

So the article claims to have Reuters as a source. I'd like to see that original article.

Well taking into consideration that 16 million tax payer dollars are used to promote the swine flu vaccine anything can be bought with that money.

Our government is just giving away money while protecting the profits of big pharma mulitibillion dollar empire and occur all the dirty pockets in congress that take money from the pharma as campaign donations.

Even the president has money invested in 2005 on vaccines so what you people expect we the people are nothing but leached so those in the top can profit.

And now those of us that see the lies and the deceptions are call anti vaccine terrorist.

We all know who the real terrorist are in this nation.

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i heard it makes you enjoy doing the dishes and vacumming the carpets.
get your whole major injected and it will take out your trash and paint the deck as well...

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Beebs asked for the original Reuters news report, here it is.

Those that don't like naturalnews can get the mainstream version.

Also, now statin drugs to lower cholesterol help with the flu.

When moms get flu shot, babies benefit too: study

Statin drugs may lower deaths from flu: study

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I haven't looked at the source , frankly I don't care. but this is the most ridicules claim Iv'e heard in a long time. Yes is is a new low.OMG maybe it will cure constipation.

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"Swine flu vaccine shots eliminate wrinkles, bad breath and varicose veins, too "
Isnt it amazing what things that death will cure?

Here's the latest associated press report;

associated press puff piece

I wonder if these jerks have seen the video of that cheerleader?

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Ya I got a Ferrari out of a box of Cracker Jacks on time too.

I don't have it anymore though. I sold it and lost all the money
at the casino. What the hell would make you post this?
They don't even have proof this crap works as a vaccine.
For anyone who hasn't seen this yet. I'm trying to spread this
far and wide.
Above Top Secret

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Oh for goodness sake,whatever will they come up with next?

I for one would very much like to see how they achieved their results.
Were the women having 1st babies or 2nd,3rd...what?
How an earth do they know that the babies were heavier than they would have been without the vac?
Thats not to mention all the other ludicrous claims!
Methinks i smell the excrement of a bull with regards to their 'tests'!

Ummm... exactly that?

Here's an excerpt from the actual Reuters source:



Rewey