Yikes! And I thought
my jokes were bad!
In my humble opinion, "time travel" is indicative of being
stuck in time.
Otherwise, what possible excuse could you have for wanting to leave
NOW?
It would be easy to "jump in a car" and go back to the time you stole from your grandparents, but guess what? The act was what brought you to where
you are! Don't hide from it! Who you are, is where you're going, where you've been.
A secret group of people, acting in concert beyond the realm of the Great Us, to implement change in the past?
Maybe you guys could do something about that whole, holocaust ordeal. Ya know, being that the Middle East is still a hot bed of ramification?
Just a suggestion, but then, this is probably why
they won't let me use the darned thing!!!