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reply posted on 31-10-2009 @ 12:32 AM by ELECTRICkoolaidZOMBIEtest
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler



no offense but im pretty sure that it takes oil a long time to form (so we wont be around to get it from human bodies) and the density of humans buried in graveyards isnt enough to you know...make worthwhile amounts of oil anyway.

i read a book called Stiff The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers and it had some fairly neat ideas about body disposal. there was one where your body gets put in a vat o lye (i think) until it dissolves. even the bones become powdery and soft. they can then pour you down the sink.

there was talk of memorial gardens in norway or something like that where your body gets composted and your family is given the compost made from your corpse and then they plant a tree in a memorial garden in the soil made out of you.

i thought those were kind of interesting.


reply posted on 31-10-2009 @ 12:37 AM by spellbound
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I have always thought that dead bodies and graves take up too much space - also, who wants to rot away with worms eating them? ugh.

Cremation is the only way to go - for the planet.

The spirit has departed - we do not need to keep the bodies.


reply posted on 31-10-2009 @ 12:39 AM by ProtoplasmicTraveler
reply to post by FritosBBQTwist



I may have forgotten to mention the giant man eating reptiles we breed and introduce from time to time to snack on the humans.

This usually only happens though once we have a big enough crop of humans to feed them. They are large, each one yields several barrels of oil.

We never introduce the reptiles though until we had have at least 6,000,000,000 humans on hand to keep the reptiles fed for a while...

That reminds me, how many humans did you say we were up to now OP?


reply posted on 31-10-2009 @ 12:42 AM by Republican08
reply to post by letthereaderunderstand





Death won't change, or the "process" of death that is. Death is part of life.

Think about this now. I read somewhere and I will try to find it, that there have been over 60 Billion people est. on the earth so far including the almost 7 billion now. That means 53 billion are in the ground.

Don't you think this would of already been a problem? What do you think?

[edit on 30-10-2009 by letthereaderunderstand]


It's averages to around 100 billion. en.wikipedia.org...

Decomposition is your friend guys, we'll be alright

[edit on 31-10-2009 by Republican08]


reply posted on 31-10-2009 @ 12:55 AM by ELECTRICkoolaidZOMBIEtest
heres a list of alternative burials. some help cut down on the space being taken up. others are just plain cool

hubpages.com...

as for me, i want to be eaten by wolves (if the cannibalization laws arent repealed by the time die.)



reply posted on 31-10-2009 @ 12:59 AM by letthereaderunderstand
Originally posted by ELECTRICkoolaidZOMBIEtest
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post by ProtoplasmicTraveler



no offense but im pretty sure that it takes oil a long time to form (so we wont be around to get it from human bodies) and the density of humans buried in graveyards isnt enough to you know...make worthwhile amounts of oil anyway.

i read a book called Stiff The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers and it had some fairly neat ideas about body disposal. there was one where your body gets put in a vat o lye (i think) until it dissolves. even the bones become powdery and soft. they can then pour you down the sink.

there was talk of memorial gardens in norway or something like that where your body gets composted and your family is given the compost made from your corpse and then they plant a tree in a memorial garden in the soil made out of you.

i thought those were kind of interesting.


"Donny loved the ocean...." Big Lebowski

Can't they turn us into glue or something?


reply posted on 31-10-2009 @ 01:02 AM by letthereaderunderstand
Originally posted by Republican08
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post by letthereaderunderstand





Death won't change, or the "process" of death that is. Death is part of life.

Think about this now. I read somewhere and I will try to find it, that there have been over 60 Billion people est. on the earth so far including the almost 7 billion now. That means 53 billion are in the ground.

Don't you think this would of already been a problem? What do you think?

[edit on 30-10-2009 by letthereaderunderstand]


It's averages to around 100 billion. en.wikipedia.org...

Decomposition is your friend guys, we'll be alright

[edit on 31-10-2009 by Republican08]


Thank you Republican for having my back. I knew it was somewhere around there. Shoot I was only off by 47 BILLION....lol

I'm in your camp....compost good....

Peace


reply posted on 31-10-2009 @ 01:05 AM by letthereaderunderstand
Originally posted by ELECTRICkoolaidZOMBIEtest
heres a list of alternative burials. some help cut down on the space being taken up. others are just plain cool

hubpages.com...

as for me, i want to be eaten by wolves (if the cannibalization laws arent repealed by the time die.)


After your dead right? To be eaten by wolves after your dead or while you're alive? Cujo Style? lol


reply posted on 31-10-2009 @ 01:16 AM by ELECTRICkoolaidZOMBIEtest
reply to post by letthereaderunderstand



psh. real men know how to go out in style!

on a side note...my mother is afraid of hearses and funeral homes. she wants us to put her in a cardboard box and dump her in the woods. (we wont be doing that of course. we might need that box for throwing out all of her stuff )
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