I am the Killah of threads. Fear me. bwahahaaaaaaa

reply to post by GypsK


You win! Congrats! I bow to you, O smiter of nonsensical ramblings!

OOOOOOOOPS!~ disregard this post. You didn't see it; you didn't hear it; you won't say nuttin' to nobody about it

Originally posted by argentus
reply to post by GypsK

 

You win! Congrats! I bow to you, O smiter of nonsensical ramblings!

OOOOOOOOPS!~ disregard this post. You didn't see it; you didn't hear it; you won't say nuttin' to nobody about it

I kno nothin
nothin at all

It's a poisoned gift... I DUN WAN IT ANYMORE!!!

so since everyone else fought for it so hard I'm putting it up for auction

selling:
the title for "official ATS/BTS thread killer"

ladies and gents,
start your bidding!

ladyinwaiting lets herself into the still brightly lit room, which is now empty. "Looks like they had a big party", she thought. Nobody ever invites her to anything anymore.

She sees a full ashtray. Yes, they were all here. Empty champagne glasses all around. The floor strewn with corks. She sees a full bottle of wine. Opens it. Drinks it right from the bottle.

What's all this animal hair all over the place? Dog hair, cat hair. Is that..a........hedgehog? What in the world happened here? CD's all over the floor, some walked on. Some used for coasters. Yep. This was a big party. Huge. Looks like they had a great time, though.

Sigh.

Lady walks to the door with her bottle of wine, continuing to look around.
Yes. Everybody was here. Arguing over who is the champion thread killer.

That's funny. She flips off the lightswitch and the room goes dark. As she closes the door on the once busy and lively party, she laughs and thinks

"Now. Everything is as it should be".

reply to post by argentus

Your skills are desperately required on ATS.
Please kill immediately all thread re: the "Norway Spiral".

reply to post by Phage


I tried to warn you phage bot, switch yourself into idle, why are you in there still?
Argy Bargy, ignore him, its his own fault.

reply to post by ladyinwaiting


I love Groucho marx! If oly more people knew him there would be less need to kill threads.

Why, oh why is this not posting as an image??? I am SO frustrating myself. I'm using the square bracket img square bracket, followed by the URL for my picture hosted at the MP, followed by square bracket /img square bracket.

Phage, I'll check it out and see what you're talking about.

Zazz! HELP! I'm about to commit thread seppuka!~ yaaaaaaaghhhhggg!

reply to post by argentus


I don't know


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frustrating........ kickrock......... wwell, at least I can be content to ponder the cleavage in zazz's avatar.

ponder ponder

capitalized IMG, that didn't do it. It's a dang shame when TPTB have to mash po' lil' iguanas. That's the only thing it can be. Have I not posted images before? I have.

maybe a space between the img?




[img src="http://media.abovetopsecret.com/profile_pictures/thumbs/1ca946285e50.jpg"]

[edit on 12/12/09 by argentus]

nope, that didn't work either.




nope and nope. Okay, that's it. It's time for the sword.

Goodbye cruel thread.

[edit on 12/12/09 by argentus]

reply to post by argentus


GYPS was thread killahh winner, I think call her in.
Im prepared to go in as back up only to the 2 of you and perhaps you should discuss the the viability of Lizard gas sprials after a certain type of lettuce is ingested.

reply to post by argentus

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/fca79f2c1e37.jpg[/atsimg]
You were using the thumbnail
Nice lizzy.


[edit on 12/12/2009 by Phage]

reply to post by argentus


Thats the zazzbot

Leave her plastic fantastics alone

Originally posted by Phage
reply to post by argentus

 

Your skills are desperately required on ATS.
Please kill immediately all thread re: the "Norway Spiral".

What, you've got something against Norway now?

reply to post by ziggystar60

No. Just Norwegians.
They see funny things in the sky. Can't trust 'em.

reply to post by ziggystar60

uh oh.

Maybe I forgot this:


I'll add one of these too, for no particular reason:

reply to post by Phage


Yeah, well, at least we managed to figure out what that thing was in a few hours time. We moved on.

But I see the thread is still growing here on ATS, though. 118 pages so far.

reply to post by ziggystar60

Threads...must...die!
Argentus! Sic 'em!

reply to post by Phage


No use in calling for Argentus, He's busy trying to figure out how to post pics.





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