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Originally posted by SaturnFX
To my district
I wished to address the photo circulating around on the internet of me playing solitare while sitting in congress. I wanted to state for the fact that I won that game at the end of 3 minutes, a personal record.
I have heard there was some concerned about me playing solitare and I have heard your complaints. I also am concerned about these actions and therefore requested the funding to purchase Age Of Conan. I want to let my people know that while endless discussions about things I already have made my mind up goes on and the other side spends their several hours complaining, I will be pwning.
Incidently, I have also requested all of congress take some moments every morning to look at lolcats so that we start off with a chuckle, and we migrate all of our discussions to net jargon and l33t speak so the younger generation becomes interested in politics.
in closing, I accidentlyed yur social security.. mi-bad
Originally posted by arcnaver
There is nothing wrong with this so long as you do the same thing at work. How many of you play solitaire or surf the net on Company Time?
Oh, but the countries welfare doesn't depend on me for anything significant!
It doesn't? You are stealing from your boss. That is significant isn't it?
OK, yes, this is pathetic and just shows you how seriously they take their POWER!
Originally posted by jimmyx
Originally posted by solarstorm
Here you go folks. Your elected officials hard at work!
so you don't think this could have been possibly faked?? i'd problably want to talk to some of the interns there for verification, before biting on this.