The Irwin Enigma: A tale of deceit, lies and forked tongues, page 1

The nuclear bombs used by these Greys left the dinosaurs to die out slowly and inconspicuously, due to the massive amounts of radiation left behind. Due to their ability to hide in places that other reptiles could not, colonies of crocodilians managed to survive the fallout, but their survival came at a cost. These previously intelligent beings were reduced to a bumbling mess of an animal. Although still deadly, the crocodilians were stripped of their intellectual prowess.

Despite the invalidity of these creatures as part of the great Reptilian race, the Reptilian rulers developed a fondness for them, as human cultures would develop a similar fondness for War Heroes.

When Steve Irwin shot to fame for straddling these ancient survivors in weighted grapples, stripping these heroes of their glory, the greater Reptilians were offended and disgusted.

George W. Bush saw this man's activities on his television, and was instantly aware of the imagery present in these grapples. The image of mankind overpowering the Reptilians, defiling their culture, disrespecting their ways and their past. The Reptilian leaders met in a UN conference out of the media spotlight, behind closed doors, and discussed the issues at hand.

It was decided that the threat must be eliminated, and that Irwin's assassination was the only option.

Years of planning and research fueled the plot, a plot so complex and tangled that no one would ever guess.

The Assassination
A complicated domino-line of events was put into play by the "powers that be", that would lead to the bizarre and unexpected death of this would-be piece of living propaganda against the Reptilians. Many of these events would slowly erode public support for the Crocodile Hunter, until his death would pass without suspicion.

One such event included the dangerous activity of dangling his infant child above an enraged crocodilian.

This insane stunt was achieved by transmitting a high frequency signal through an inconspicuous earpiece he was wearing at the time for the television recordings. This frequency pushed Irwin into a waking trance state, during which advanced binaural beats were fed to him. In this state, the Reptilian cabinet of George W. Bush controlled Irwin's actions with electrical impulses omitted from an orbital satellite.

The assassination itself, the final part of this tapestry, was achieved using advanced nanotechnology and robotics. Steve, looking to rebuild his fame, followed a tip-of from an anonymous caller in search of a "rare albino stingray"

The stingray, an early prototype of which is shown in the video below:

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Used a highly advanced nanotechnological brain, the stringray could easily pinpoint a suitable strike point at which to deal a blow to Irwin's chest. The cutting-edge neurotoxin in the ray's barb could kill Steve Irwin in a manner that would leave no trace, quickly and cleanly.

After the attack, and the Crocodile Hunter's death, the robotic ray's water-soluble materials eroded away, leaving no trace.

The Aftermath

The explanation of Irwin's death was widely accepted by the world population as a tragic freak accident. However, there were some hints at foul play in the commentary of Steve Irwin's funeral, causing an uproar in Australian conspiracy theories.
This story, which I believe to almost certainly be true, has never before been disclosed to the public. The allegations of Reptilian leadership, murder and war crimes in this intricate web of secrecy are dangerous to utter, even on a public forum, yet I am willing to accept that risk, if it means that the truth can be kno

[edit on 25-10-2009 by harryallard]