posted on May, 18 2004 @ 03:23 PM
Now, here's the ultimate conspiracy. We know that "ToBeInHisLight" is not a Freemason. From the nature of his lies, I'd say he's someone who'd
seen www.freemasonrywatch.org or Ephesians 5-11 or Cutting Edge Ministries.
So, here's my challenge... what is this entity known as "ToBeInHisLight."
I figure he's a reverse vampire, but that's not all! You see, if you do a google search for "to be in his light," (remember the quotes!) on of
the pages that comes up is this
. UFOs, pancakes, and Wisconsin all rolled
into one. And the first article on the page is about Thanksgiving.
That broke the story for me. "ToBeInHisLight" is a reverse-vampire saucer-person turkey. In retrospect, it was all so obvious!