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The "out there " competition !!

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posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 10:50 AM
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Hey everyone

Yaaaaaay, its competition time to see who is the wildest, most " out there " person on ATS/BTS

We want to hear about any strange, craaazy, wild behaviour that you may have participated in


We can all be judged on marks out of 10-----

Ok---I'll kick it off with saturday nights escapades.


Four of us went on our ghost hunting and ufo spotting adventure, like you do on a Saturday night

It was pitch black with no moon and spooky as hell when we reached our first port of call, Bolton Abbey, to try spot a headless monk or two

No joy unfotunately.

So on to the ufo hotspot road we go-----goddam it after an hour in the freezing cold, no sign of any spacecraft !!
So , and I can't believe I'm telling you this, we decided to do a ufo summoning dance

In the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the road, we did this dance to the chilli peppers "parallel universe "
That is not normal behaviour !!
But still no ufos came


So then on to this abandoned, overgrown cemetery in the middle of nowhere.
Its just got fields surrounding it. Very remote.
Out the car we go---with our crank-up torch that only shines light about 2 feet in front, and head over to some of the gravestones

All good so far-----
But then it started---this whistling noise and a cracking whip noise, followed by a really deep growling

Aaaaaaargh-----we knew we were not alone in this strange place !!
Then we heard this really sinister voice shouting " you lot F off or else "
So we did----and quick !!

Mmmmmm-------beats the pub I guess


Your turn-------




posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:14 AM
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reply to post by uk today
 


Ok---before I run away, here's another------

I used to work at this dvd store, which was halfway up a big hill

It was a family run business so we were left alone for most of the time.

While the cats away------

We had a wheelie chair that we used to take to the top of the hill and take it in turns to wheelie on down the hill----Waaaaaay


How we did'nt get sacked I have NO idea !!!
The look on the faces of normal sane peeps was priceless


Will someone else pleeeease post on here----



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:15 AM
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Originally posted by uk today
Hey everyone

Yaaaaaay, its competition time to see who is the wildest, most " out there " person on ATS/BTS

We want to hear about any strange, craaazy, wild behaviour that you may have participated in


We can all be judged on marks out of 10-----

Ok---I'll kick it off with saturday nights escapades.


Four of us went on our ghost hunting and ufo spotting adventure, like you do on a Saturday night

It was pitch black with no moon and spooky as hell when we reached our first port of call, Bolton Abbey, to try spot a headless monk or two

No joy unfotunately.

So on to the ufo hotspot road we go-----goddam it after an hour in the freezing cold, no sign of any spacecraft !!
So , and I can't believe I'm telling you this, we decided to do a ufo summoning dance

In the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the road, we did this dance to the chilli peppers "parallel universe "
That is not normal behaviour !!
But still no ufos came


So then on to this abandoned, overgrown cemetery in the middle of nowhere.
Its just got fields surrounding it. Very remote.
Out the car we go---with our crank-up torch that only shines light about 2 feet in front, and head over to some of the gravestones

All good so far-----
But then it started---this whistling noise and a cracking whip noise, followed by a really deep growling

Aaaaaaargh-----we knew we were not alone in this strange place !!
Then we heard this really sinister voice shouting " you lot F off or else "
So we did----and quick !!

Mmmmmm-------beats the pub I guess


Your turn-------

You expect us to top THAT?



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:20 AM
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There's gotta be someone " out there" that is craaazier


Reveal yourselves----




posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:24 AM
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well i give you a 10/10 for the wheel chair stunt


i love that hehe.

i am shy so i dont do anything hehehe

i once stopped in my garden for 4 days with no tent food and water only drink the rain water.

i was a competition with my m8s to see who would move first lmao.

after 4 days my mum moved me saying we both win

haha good old mum



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:33 AM
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Originally posted by thecrow001
well i give you a 10/10 for the wheel chair stunt


i love that hehe.

i am shy so i dont do anything hehehe

i once stopped in my garden for 4 days with no tent food and water only drink the rain water.

i was a competition with my m8s to see who would move first lmao.

after 4 days my mum moved me saying we both win

haha good old mum


Do you really think that is normal behaviour ??



9/10



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:37 AM
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I suddenly feel so completely sane, yet completely deprived at the same time...



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:37 AM
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i dont think so


but it is for me haha

but i dont care





posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:41 AM
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Here's another for you before I go-----

I'd gone round to my bezzie mates house for a coffee and she made us some cheese on toast.
Her place is always unlocked and people never knocked, but just walked in.

Anyway, we were sat down in her lounge and saw this girl coming up the drive that we did'nt particularly like----

Aaaaaargh----not enough time to reach and lock the front door


So we legged it into the bedroom and got into the wardrobe to hide

Complete with cheese on toast.
We were stuck in this friggin wardrobe for an hour before she left !!!




posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 11:47 AM
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Originally posted by AccessDenied
I suddenly feel so completely sane, yet completely deprived at the same time...



I feel totally insane :bash: :bash:

They will take me away one day----I just know they will !!

and I'm not talking about the spaceships either---

:bash:



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 12:38 PM
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The craziest thing I ever did was moved a mobile home off of its foundation with a ton of my friends by doing the Time Warp.

Just one too many jumps to the left.



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 12:41 PM
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Originally posted by whatukno
The craziest thing I ever did was moved a mobile home off of its foundation with a ton of my friends by doing the Time Warp.

Just one too many jumps to the left.


OMFG!
and my monitor now drips with coffee...



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 12:48 PM
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Before you ask, yes we were in costume, and yes I was frank. :shk:



[edit on 10/20/2009 by whatukno]



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 12:58 PM
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Wish I had something to post here, but.. I can't break the T&C and unfortunately everything really out there I've done usually involved alcohol, something illegal or a three letter word...

So I'll hang back and enjoy...




[edit on 20-10-2009 by AccessDenied]



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 01:13 PM
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I am a chimp called "Billy" who learned how to read, write and use a computer by my circus friends.

I have been masquerading as a human on the internet for years.

I still like bananas and can still get away with exposing myself in public without getting busted.



I'm learning to weld and to fly a helicopter next.

[edit on 20/10/2009 by nerbot]



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 01:17 PM
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where are the stars when you need em..



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 01:40 PM
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Haha I love these!

Well then, a couple of years ago, we tied a length of rope to the back of a friend's car, got on a skateboard behind it holding the rope, and tried to see how far and how fast we could go!


We got up to 20 mph before the bearings burned out!


Scrapes and bruises all over us!!

That, and making a drunken mad dash for Pearl Jam's dressing room at Reading Festival 06..

Oh I soo nearly made it!


Sanity is overrated..



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 01:46 PM
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Originally posted by AccessDenied
Wish I had something to post here, but.. I can't break the T&C and unfortunately everything really out there I've done usually involved alcohol, something illegal or a three letter word...


[edit on 20-10-2009 by AccessDenied]


See, this is my problem too..


Oh I forgot the time me and my brother made a 10-decker sandwich a la scooby doo.. (cus I look like shaggy
). Yeah, we munched that down good and proper.

..It was held together by skewers!



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 02:17 PM
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I will need to make a list...my whole life is crazy.

Throwing 50 watermelons onto the street from 7 floors up.The cops and news people came.

Throwing my guitar out the window in the middle of a song...didn't check if any cars were coming,I just waited for the right part of the song and out she went.

The guy at the corner store thought I stole something and wanted to check me....I took off all my clothes and threw them at him and told him to check.Customers were still walking in as it all happened.


Jokingly got ordained as a preist on the internet so i can be introduced as the reverend.

Last summer I bribed a cop.

Filmed myself doing a snow angel in the middle of downtown in the summer.

Using a whole bottle of glue I glued someones bicycle to the ground.
(revenge for him welding my belt shut)

When its really hot out and in the 30s I go into some of my co-workers vehicles and turn the heat on full.

Life is fun.
Like AD I will keep all the illegal stuff we can't talk about out of this thread.





posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 02:25 PM
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Love it! Love them all!


You're fantastically warped and I admire that!



[edit on 20/10/2009 by purehughness]



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