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Aliens Regret Policy of Only Abducting Lone Weirdos

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posted on Oct, 19 2009 @ 07:20 PM
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Aliens Regret Policy of Only Abducting Lone Weirdos


www.disinfo.com

Extra-terrestrials have today conceded that a decades-long programme of abduction to gather detailed knowledge of human society and biology might have produced better results had they looked beyond suggestible loners with a history of mental health problems.‘In hindsight, I suppose there was always going to be a limit to the intelligence we could get from a depressed farmer drink-driving his tractor at 2am,’ said an alien spokesbeing today. ‘We were disappointed to find that the majority of these people from isolated rural communities were not as well-connected to the planet’s major political powers as we’d hoped, and in truth they only confused our understanding of the human race. For a time we weren’t sure the species had a definitive stance on incest, or indeed what the correct number of fingers and toes was for a human. Perhaps we should have made better use of Wikipedia.’
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[edit on 19-10-2009 by grover]




posted on Oct, 19 2009 @ 07:20 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!


Ain't that the truth.

The problem with most abduction accounts I have read is that they are so...how does one say this? Lacking...in imagination.

I am undecided as to whether we have been visited or not and kinda hope so but based on the so-called witnesses (especially in the early days of UFOolgy) and the abductees...

Well I am sure by now they think the species is mentally ill and best isolated from the rest of the universe.

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posted on Oct, 19 2009 @ 07:23 PM
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So funny, I had to flag it!



posted on Oct, 19 2009 @ 07:25 PM
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It will probably tossed in the trash but for now its worth a few giggles and in all reality more accurate than we as a species would like.



posted on Oct, 20 2009 @ 02:52 PM
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Too bad this thread didn't go anywhere since the article really is really quite funny.



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