We're ALL racist, to one extent or another, because of this horrible genetic flaw given to us by the Flying Spaghetti Monster upon our creation: we
have eyes that work.
Ever see a guy walking down the street and look at him? Of course you have. Ever notice if he looks different than yourself? Notice his skin tone
or possible differences in your facial structure? Or are you that pure of a human, that you merely see another bipedal entity strolling along?
Don't lie...you know you looked.
Congratulations...you are now a racist, so to speak! You might not immediately think something like "Well, that fellow has dark skin, so he just
might steal my bike, because some other fellow who looks similar to him did that 6 months ago!", and it's good that you don't. However, since we
humans are all different in both personalities and our, if you will, "breeds", only an idiot would claim to see everyone as the same! (Or, Stephen
Colbert, but then, he transcends this silliness with his awesomeness).
Rather than go through the ridiculous aggrandizing that usually encompasses the post of a white male trying to explain how they are not racist EXCEPT
about this one certain point, I'm going to ask all of you to try this simple exercise:
Forget what you know and have been taught. Forget about school when the black/white/Haitian/Swiss kids messed with you in the locker room. Instead,
look upon this world with the eyes of a child; unsullied with preconceptions based on experience....
Now, look at those around you in your community and observe. What do you see? There is no Jesse Jackson, no Rush Limbarghhhhhh, or even Cthulhu to
guide your beliefs now....just what you witness for yourself. You get no Fox News, no CNN, and you will die if you read Entertainment Weekly. Just
look at your world without the weight of the opinions and decrees of others.
You know what would happen if any of us were strong enough to do this? Were we to report what we saw concerning differences in people, we'd be
called racists. Why? Because everybody's different, and even a CHILD can see that groups of people with a common likeness tend to do things in a
certain way, and if you see enough of these groups, a pattern begins to form.
I know what you're thinking, but don't worry...I'm talking about white people at night clubs! THEY CAN'T DANCE TO SAVE THEIR LIVES! It's
pandemic, I tell you! They all dress in a lame fashion and not a one of them can keep the beat!
But, to notice such and comment on it would, technically, be called racist in our society. Unless you're not white or a smalle child, in which case
such a comment is just fine. Therein lies the problem: double standards. Double standards with harsh repercussions, all over something a toddler
would innocently notice.
We're all different, people. That's not a bad thing. Groups of us tend to act in certain ways. That's a common thing in society. Noticing such
shouldn't be a hate crime or be called racist. At least, that's this honkey's opinion.
So, yeah, OP, I am a racist in regards that I notice that we're not all exactly the same. There's no hate in that. Someone out there apparently
likes to profit from the hate, though, so they invent it. Me, I'd just rather enjoy laughing at our differences and hopefully not getting attacked
for paying attention.


As a poor white guy living in a black neighborhood, my
existence alone should atone for my beliefs, for if I were that bad, I most likely would not still be alive.
