You might be addicted to ATS (or BTS) if…

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posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 11:02 AM
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10.) … you wake up, check ATS, have breakfast, check ATS again, and then wake up to check ATS.

9.) … you walk up to random people and tell them to deny ignorance.

8.) …You think ET disclosure is imminent…

7.) … you put on your tin foil hat before and after you browse ATS

6.) … You have ATS as your home page, background, (on your) blackberry, cell phone, etc…

5.) … You try to walk on a military base, wearing an ATS shirt, thinking it gives you "special" security clearance.

4.) … your avatar on every blog you post on is linked to ATS.

3.) … All you talk about are aliens and the mystery around them, including ATS.

2.) … Build a Bomb shelter for when SHTF (2012), and dedicate a room just for browsing ATS and keeping in touch with the outside world.

1.) … You admit guilt to at least one of these points made, and flag this thread in agreement!

If you want to add more, please feel free to do so!!



[edit on 10/10/2009 by ugie1028]




posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 11:53 AM
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no replies means denial, meaning you all are addicts!



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 12:03 PM
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11. Every conversation you have with ANYONE includes the phrase "on ATS..."

12. You never log out, you have constant internet, and you never turn your computer off so that you're ready to read the newest threads immediately



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 12:09 PM
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reply to post by Morbo the Annihilator
 


LOL good additions!



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 12:09 PM
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Forgot one:

13. You constantly check ATS for the most up-to-date worldly news. After all, you can't trust the MSM, right?



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 12:11 PM
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reply to post by Morbo the Annihilator
 


aww man, that one was good.



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 12:21 PM
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Originally posted by Morbo the Annihilator
11. Every conversation you have with ANYONE includes the phrase "on ATS..."

12. You never log out, you have constant internet, and you never turn your computer off so that you're ready to read the newest threads immediately

yes, yes...
guilty as charged.



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 01:20 PM
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No one else is guilty!?

i doubt that, guess no one browses BTS.



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 01:26 PM
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Originally posted by ugie1028
No one else is guilty!?


Pfff ... I know not of what you speak of ...




[edit on 10 Oct 2009 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 01:48 PM
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Originally posted by ugie1028
No one else is guilty!?

i doubt that, guess no one browses BTS.

hello- i'm no one, nice to meet you.



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 02:34 PM
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reply to post by AccessDenied
 


woops, didint see your post!

OK, anyone else guilty besides (us?)



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 02:59 PM
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Hi, my name is purehughness and I have an ATS addiction


Maaaaan that feels a lot better!

Guilty as charged! Especially saying '..on ATS....' to just about everyone I know...



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 03:13 PM
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Originally posted by purehughness
Guilty as charged! Especially saying '..on ATS....' to just about everyone I know...


Yeah, I know.

My husband has a permanent eyeroll when I go into my daily "things I learned on ATS today" schpeal.



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by Morbo the Annihilator

Originally posted by purehughness
Guilty as charged! Especially saying '..on ATS....' to just about everyone I know...


Yeah, I know.

My husband has a permanent eyeroll when I go into my daily "things I learned on ATS today" schpeal.


Tell me about it


I think I might be quickly becoming the pariah at work.. Odd looks from the customers too


Doesn't help that I work in a bookshop.. It's all at my fingertips! Great ammunition.



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 05:57 PM
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Originally posted by Morbo the Annihilator
Forgot one:

13. You constantly check ATS for the most up-to-date worldly news. After all, you can't trust the MSM, right?


Yes I am a 13, that's for sure.

But come on, who hasn't hunted down schrodingers dog just to see what his avatar is today?

What? Am I the only one? I'm stalking a guy?

crap...




posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 06:05 PM
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Originally posted by tribewilder

Originally posted by Morbo the Annihilator
Forgot one:

13. You constantly check ATS for the most up-to-date worldly news. After all, you can't trust the MSM, right?


Yes I am a 13, that's for sure.

But come on, who hasn't hunted down schrodingers dog just to see what his avatar is today?

What? Am I the only one? I'm stalking a guy?

crap...


ahem..guilty



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 06:13 PM
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Originally posted by AccessDenied

ahem..guilty


Ditto. It's like waking up in the morning and not knowing what flavor cereal you're eating for breakfast until you see it. Gives me a little excitment everyday.

blupblup changes his avatar fairly often as well - I'm always checking on that, too. They're always fun & fancy...



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 07:46 PM
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14. You accuse your friends and family of being disinfo agents.



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 08:50 PM
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15: You considered a 12-step program to end your ATS addiction, but concluded that such programs are a mind control mechanism of the NWO.

Yes, I'm an addict, but I won't admit to which of the above I'm guilty



TA

[edit on 10-10-2009 by TheAssociate]



posted on Oct, 10 2009 @ 10:26 PM
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that was a good one.

16: ... you change your avatar every 3 days...
17: ... you curse at the TV every time CNN spreads more propaganda...
18: ...you think bush is a reptilian...

[edit on 10/10/2009 by ugie1028]





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