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your own security services ensure your country is awash with hard drugs to fund their black budgets
their alphabet agencies to remain the worlds largest killing machine whilst remaining the worlds largest drug runners
when its your own drug dealing money laundering C.I.A.
when that system openly acknowledges that there security services are the largest drug runners and money airers on the planet
why are all you yanks that reply swerving the racketeering by the cia topic is it fine to sell your children drugs just as long as some of the money trickles back down yourway.
Originally posted by manxman2
Originally posted by LadySkadi
SNIP
exactly lady i was proving my point about how ironic it was a yank telling a yank about a non yank not getting sarcasm.
keep on with the !!crude!! thingy .. been years since a womans talked dirty to me.
Originally posted by manxman2
i didnt even hate the guy than ran off with my first wife.
i didnt like him for it mind.
once i got over feeling inadequate about it i re-alised i had already had the best years out of her and he had done me a favour.
so i got a 10 younger model and rode that for the next 25 years.
and i didnt have to slap her about like the first either she knows her place.
see theres a moral in there .. you yanks need to know your place as it will eventually save you from our european alliance having to slap you about abit sooner or later its envitable..
Originally posted by Jenna
Originally posted by manxman2
by the way she wudda cut my nuts off in my sleep had i raised a hand to her .. mind you i conned her out of half the house and got custody of the full mortgage .. she only got cash .
So she got cash and you got a bill. Who conned who?
Originally posted by dooper
Crap.
Now all this drug talk has made me forget what the topic was. Was it about the quality of our . . .
Oh yes! Something about the US!
Reason #672 is we're special 'cause the world knows we have the hottest, smartest, finest looking women. That are sassy! Sassy!
Well.
It's not exaggeration if it's true.
Just one more reason why the US is so very special.
I like this topic!
Originally posted by nenothtu
I may know you. See, I took my current wife away from a jackass that used to slap her around. She seems happier now, though. Go figure.
Around 5 am one morning, her ex thought it would be a good idea to kick my door in and maybe slap me around a bit to. I guess he wasn't happy with the situation.
He had to reconsider that, and has some mobility issues to remind him if he ever thinks that's a good idea again. After that he went around telling his friends that I was 7 feet tall, and completely covered with hair, to salve his ego. Neither allegation is true. I'm only around 6'2", and tip the scales at 165 lbs, soaking wet. He was 6'7", and had me by a good 70 or 80 lb, not to mention the reach he had with those apeish arms.
It didn't help much. Just gave me more leverage to wrap him up with.
Now to be honest, my right arm ain't what it used to be, and hasn't been for a couple of months. Lucky for me, I'm ambiodextrous, and still have a good left arm. I'll wager my one and a half arms against both of your slappin' arms any old time you feel it's appropriate. You might get it done.
Whenever you feel froggy, you're welcome to slap me around as freely as you're able to.
Bring some friends, and pack a lunch.
[edit on 2009/10/12 by nenothtu]
Originally posted by nenothtu
See, Jenna, THAT is a fine example of "dry" British humor. I believe his other assertion was in dead earnest.
Didn't he make a big deal earlier about NOT being British, and being a Manxman instead?
[edit on 2009/10/12 by nenothtu]
Originally posted by dooper
Crap.
Reason #672 is we're special 'cause the world knows we have the hottest, smartest, finest looking women. That are sassy! Sassy!
Well.
It's not exaggeration if it's true.
Just one more reason why the US is so very special.
I like this topic!
Originally posted by manxman2
im not a brit i am manx .. however our native language is still spoken locally
Originally posted by Kryties
They tend to swarm all over criticism of them like ants protecting a nest, branding it as hatred and deflecting the topic back onto the OP to avoid all discussion of it and maintain the illusion that they are the greatest nation on Earth.
Originally posted by manxman2
i do so hope your not british cram even tho i had high hopes for you at first.
[edit on 11-10-2009 by manxman2]
Originally posted by sharps
It's because you're special ed and ride on the short bus. Apparently over 40% of Americans don't know how long it takes the Earth to travel around the sun! And a higher percentage can not explain why the sky is blue.