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# Women are evil

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posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 01:33 AM
Maths is never wrong, or is it?

Women require time and money:

Women = time x money

...and as we all know, "time is money":

Time = Money

...and therefore:

Women = Money x Money = (Money)^2

...and because "Money is the root of all evil":

Money = sqrt(evil)

...therefore:

Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

...and we are forced to conclude that:

Women = Evil

Source

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 01:37 AM

Thanks for noticing.

I do try.

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 01:43 AM
Holy! Man if it's attention you're looking for, this is gonna do it.
I'll be lurking, not posting. WOW!!
Also op you need to check yourself because money is not the root of all
evil.
It is the love of money. Very different.

[edit on 9-10-2009 by randyvs]

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 01:43 AM

Originally posted by shamhat

Thanks for noticing.

I do try.

Being in the right place + at the right time + the right avatar = A Star!

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 02:06 AM
I read that this is the appropriate response to the Women = Evil equation:

Men are worse than evil:

We women know that men require 4 things:
Men = Time x Money x Sex x Women

And everyone knows:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Men = (Money)^2 x Women x Sex

And of course to a guy, Women and Sex are the same thing:

Women = Sex

Men = (Money)^2 x (Women)^2

We know that money is the root of all evil:

Money = evil

And you've already proven that women are evil, so:

Women = Evil

Therefore with a few more substitutions:

Men = Evil^3

(and men are therefore worse than evil)

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 02:30 AM

Phew, tough crowd :bnghd:

You need to be tortured by an 'evil woman'.

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 03:29 AM
Well ya

But that's what makes the whole thing fun

duh

If they were really nice, not just pretending to be innocent little cup cakes there would be no challenge no excitement.

Why hunt anything that is not actually dangerous?

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 07:42 AM
:shk:

[edit on 9-10-2009 by AccessDenied]

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 10:40 AM

What you need is a nice long session with a dominatrix to get your mind right.

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 11:02 AM
Yes, well symbologically sometimes we need to delve deeper into the construct to discern exactly what it is we're considering.

"Evil" is a palindromic word. Spelling it backwards gives a different meaning completely. And the following palindrome, "Rats live on no evil star" contains the words evil and live.

The symbolic embodiment of evil is... Satan, no? And we get the following-
"Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas" as a possible further palindromic clue. Dan Brown be dammed, I think we're onto something here!!!

When considering women and evil as a juxtaposed set of concepts, we're compelled to consider the source material. The garden of Eden. Origin of life (live/evil) dwelling of the serpent/Satan (evil/live) and perhaps the duality of the divine feminine. In the Garden of Eden, prior to eating of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, Adam and Eve were, what? Nude!

"I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori" Palindrome! Another clue!!!

I think we can all see where this is going: New Zealand.

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 11:54 AM

Hey POS

You are excluding me I hope from the "evil" label ???

Do a little statement baby sayin Blondie is pure godliness or else----

IT'S WAR !!

and you know I like to win !!!

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 12:03 PM

Originally posted by whaaa

What you need is a nice long session with a dominatrix to get your mind right.

Mr whaaa---really !!!
:shk:

Do not give him ideas :shk:

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 12:08 PM

MMmmmm------others obviously agree with you :shk:

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 12:18 PM
Hehe cool OP..

My statement is withheld until such a time as I deem it to be right

But men being evil^3? Like 3D evil? Hmmmm..

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 12:36 PM

Originally posted by purehughness
Hehe cool OP..

My statement is withheld until such a time as I deem it to be right

But men being evil^3? Like 3D evil? Hmmmm..

What do you mean---cool op ????
Hugeness, this is NOT a cool op !!!

Now issue a statement immediately to Mr Prisoner informing him of the error of his ways------

Or else

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 12:38 PM
reply to post by uk today

To reiterate:

My statement is withheld until such a time as I deem it to be right

I like the style, nothing more, nothing less.

Status is beige, repeat: beige

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 01:47 PM

We want money---that's what we want

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 04:05 PM
listverse.com...

listverse.com...

What evil goes around, comes around.
*Polishes devil horns....

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 04:15 PM

She can be really,really EVIL

[edit on 10/9/2009 by tribewilder]

posted on Oct, 9 2009 @ 04:29 PM

That billboard is hilarious!

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