Building a hiding shelter in my Basement, page 2
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reply posted on 9-10-2009 @ 02:33 AM by AlaskaFranke
TOOLS REQUIRED:
15# Long Handled (fiberglass) Sledge Hammer
D-Handled (fiberglass) Shovel
Potato Shovel
Coal Shovel
5-Gallon Buckets (Steel or Plastic)

DAY #1:
Walk into the basement, pick a south facing wall, move all the junk from in front of wall, arrange said junk out of the way, sit down, drink a cup of Joe, stare intently at said wall, determine angles, contours lines, joints meeting joints. Go upstairs, do what comes natural. Think about Day #2…

DAY #2:
Return to basement, grab 15# sledge hammer, take final look at wall, reassure yourself that it will be okay, raise hammer above right shoulder, whack said wall with utter vengeance and superior energy.
Step back, contemplate you’re an idiot, smile, shake head, and whack freaking wall again. Continue whacking until bricks/concrete breaks, pieces of former wall mess up floor, and breathing becomes hard due to dust, consider using a respirator, tell self “screw it” and whack the wall some more.

DAY#3:
Explain to wife that whacking walls won’t destroy house, hand her wallet, suggest extended shopping trip, or mini-weekend at in-laws with kids. Return to basement, finish whacking wall until opening big enough to crawl through, hope like hell rains don’t come early, or massive earthquakes shakes area, whack the wall again.

DAY#4:
Call wife, insure still married, no child support obligation on the horizon yet, smile, kiss-kiss-bye-bye, hang-up telephone, stumble to basement happy, fill buckets with pieces of former said wall, haul into garage, dump into trashcans, return to basement, repeat process until freaking worn out, look at wall, smile some more, and call it a day.

DAY #5:
Reassure wife that you’re not insane, explain to kids it really IS a playroom, return to basement, stare at wall, remember that you always finish what you start, grab shovel, start digging hole, while digging hole and filling buckets, envision an entire underground population survival center complete with amusement park and tidal pools, realize that your slathering, contemplate that you might actual BE insane, continue digging hole and filling buckets into the wee hours of the morning, drop exhausted into bed, wishing you’d got some before she went to sleep, sigh, close yes, nite nite

DAY #6:
Look at large hole in wall, realize that dirt cave-room might collapse, remember sprinkler system is right above drop everything, hammer like hell to lumber yard, use credit card, return home relieved, start unloading 12”x12”x10’ pressure treated timber, haul each piece into basement, stop, catch breath, consider that you ARE insane, but remember that you ALWAYS finish the job, spend next few hours huffing and puffing up ever-growing basement steps until done, call it a day, shot, shower, shave, and crawl into bed beside wife, actually get some, sigh, nite, nite

DAY #7:
Shore up dirt cave in basement, consider this could be the gate into hell, smile, shake head, tell yourself that you stupid, and start digging again, keep digging until 10 foot by 10 foot by 8 foot dirt cave with 12x12 lumber walls and roof magically appears in former said basement wall, smile, go upstairs, shot, shower, shave, crawl in bed with wife, knock her socks off and rip down the headboard. Smile, sigh, nite, nite

Day #8 through Day Number ??
Return to basement, smile when kids drool and wife in awe, remember headboard incident, smile some more, hand her wallet, send her shopping for new headboard. Contemplate future earth inhabitants discovering your hidey-hole as a national treasure, shake head, know your Nucking Futs, contemplate how to hide HUGE FREAKING hole in basement wall looking like the gates to Hades itself, vow to fix, design clever looking wooden wall length shelf, built clever looking wood shelves, attach multiple hinges, install nifty hidden latch lock, stand back admiring own ingenuity, move washer and dryer in front of former said wall field expedient safe room, call it a day, shot, shower, shave, crawl in bed beside wife, take her breath AND knock her socks off, sigh, nite, nite, contemplate supplies and gear now required, can’t go to sleep, roll over horny, stare at wife, tell self screw it, and get on internet until wee hours of morning …

Just my thoughts…


reply posted on 9-10-2009 @ 07:09 AM by poedxsoldiervet
reply to post by Hx3_1963



Thats the Idea I was shooting for, we had done something like that as kids as well, I was thinking if need be put spoiled rotten food in the fridge freezer as well to deter second/third hardcore looks.... TY



reply posted on 9-10-2009 @ 07:18 AM by poedxsoldiervet
reply to post by Ophiuchus 13



Holy crap dude, whatever your smoking please mail me some...


reply posted on 7-11-2009 @ 05:01 AM by AccessDenied
I cannot believe all of you have not even thought of THERMAL IMAGE

en.wikipedia.org...

It's a great idea in theory to hide in your basement, but in practice...not.
Only a matter of time before they find you...time that could have been spent getting the hell outta dodge.
*Exit stage left.


reply posted on 8-11-2009 @ 04:01 AM by Mortimer452
Not much on "instructions" available for such a structure, since it would be entirely dependent on the layout of your basement, construction, etc.

I'm assuming here your purpose is to have a quick "hide-out" available in so you can avoid detection if someone comes looking for you, not a long-term living space you can bunker down in when SHTF. Someplace you would stay in for a few minutes or hours, until the coast was clear.

Frankly I don't see the purpose if you're looking to build a long-term hideout. You'll need way more than what could fit in the corner of your basement. Better off defending yourself or bugging out.

A false wall would be best. Vertical wood paneling works really well to hide your entrance door, since your door seams can run along the same lines as the seams in the paneling. Practically invisible and doesn't require alot of really creative carpentry. Plus it's really cheap.

The door should be skinny and run all the way up to the ceiling, and should open INTO the room. It should have a lock on the inside and nothing on the outside. Yes, if someone leans up against the wall or something it may swing open, but once you're inside, you can lock it, so that won't happen.

Insulate the walls and door to help contain noise. Sheetrock is thin.

Ideally the false wall should run along the entire length of your exterior basement wall. This makes it nearly impossible to detect. Just a long, skinny room, 3-4 feet wide, running the entire length (or width) of your basement. If you do it in just one room, an observant person might notice the dead space in an adjacent room and wonder if there's something behind that wall.

Don't worry about some super-heavy-duty barricade or lock for the door unless you plan to fortify the entire room with steel panels or concrete walls or something. Remember there's only a couple layers of sheetrock between you and the bad guys. If they know they're in there a few swift kicks will be all it takes. Spend your time & money on making it invisible.

Store some bottled water in there, a few MRE's and some air-tight containers you can use to relieve yourself in case you're there for awhile.
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