Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

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posted on May, 17 2004 @ 01:39 AM
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- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !

- Oh no! I just lost my watch.

- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

- There go the lights again...

- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

- What's this doing here?

- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

-You sure it wasn't this leg?

- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

- Are his relatives waiting outside?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

- This scissor looks rusted.

- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

- Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?

- Now from where did this spider come in from.





posted on May, 17 2004 @ 03:17 AM
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Just thought of this then.


"Wait a minute! This man has already been circumsized. Alwell, I guess I could take more off."



posted on May, 22 2004 @ 12:56 AM
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(actually said before a surgery-fortunatly they figured it out before they started cutting)

-so WHICH leg are we supposed to be opperating on?



posted on May, 22 2004 @ 01:03 AM
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Originally posted by pineappleupsidedown
(actually said before a surgery-fortunatly they figured it out before they started cutting)

-so WHICH leg are we supposed to be opperating on?


You think that is bad ? ... at least they realised their error before cutting ... unlike these gob#es



posted on May, 22 2004 @ 01:19 AM
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yeah, but mine actually happened to my grandfather. He was slightly unnerved after that, i dont blame him!

edit: and in the US too, not swizerland (no offense to anyone living there)

[Edited on 22-5-2004 by pineappleupsidedown]



posted on May, 22 2004 @ 01:29 AM
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Originally posted by pineappleupsidedown
yeah, but mine actually happened to my grandfather. He was slightly unnerved after that, i dont blame him!


I can understand why too !!!! ... he was lucky !



posted on May, 22 2004 @ 01:53 AM
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errr. im not sure id really rather not hear anything during surgery ...but thats just me.... lol i love that smiley ...and completly off topic this one reminds me of DYNOMITE



posted on May, 22 2004 @ 06:39 AM
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Something I would prefer not hear from my doctor during surgery....

Damn...who would have thought Id be this drunk just from 6 pints of guiness





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