Originally posted by Ramadwarf Philes
Hello fellow users (I'm sorry if my typing iss a bit off in places, I'm still shaking). Usually I do the hoovering on Sundays but I forgot an dhad
to do it this morning. As iwas hoovering the stairs I suddenly heard this rumbling noise and it was louder than thee hoover. I switched it off and
the noise continued for ten secodns, like some dkind of rumbling or something. Then all of a sudden I started singing and I didn't want to but I
couldn't stop. In the ten minutes I was singing I tried drinking water to stop it but all I did was choke; I put my face under water and it carried
on; I tried holding my jaws together but I physically couldn't and the words to this 'song' were:
'Honey Suckle and Milton'
Which I sang over and over again. The phone rang and I answered it but all I could do was sing this song, I then grabbed my electric guitar tuner
and the notes were A,B,E (I can't sing in tune but this was perfect). I could hardly swallow and it was everything but enjoyable and comfortable. The
thing was I was aware that I was singing but I was trying to stop it. I saw my face in the mirror and mouth was racing away but my facial expression
was of utter confusion and terror.
What can people suggest for this? I was thinking of maybe going to the doctor or something. Any advice? Advice urgent! Please!
Ramadwarf on noises and forced singing
Well at first glance I completely sympathise here.
I had the exact same problem only it was with this song...
One day I was walking along a field and BANG that was it for 37 years. I even sang it just like this only with a look of absolute terror in my eyes,
bit like this....
Anyways now to the cause and solution, this is caused by the wind changing as you walk the opposite way.
Solution, now theres two ways that work....
1) You cant let the wind know your doing this right, walk with your head facing the complete opposite way just as the wind changes direction.
2) Get a rake place it on the floor with the head side at your feet, slam your feet diagonally onto the rake head and you will feel a sharp bang in
your head and the song will vanish, your face might be a little awkward looking after this but I assure you that trapped facial nerves eventually go
back to normal.
As an alternative to the two options suggested above, you can combine both as long as you make sure you inhale helium before you do this. Otherwise
its more dangerous than funny.


XXXN3O on Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, rakes, facial nerve damage, helium and the wind
PS: If this thread is serious, go to the doctor, if your embarrased take a mic and tell the receptionist your practicing for x factor.
[edit on 5-10-2009 by XXXN3O]