posted on Jun, 25 2004 @ 12:09 PM
Well I am pleased to see the God Kangaxx has found greener pastures at the United Nations. Since I live in New York I could surely go and hang out at
the UN and see the Trekkies state their claim there. Although private interest groups really have no appearance standing at the UN unless specifically
invited. Maybe my few years there didn't prepare me for this, but does anybody know either which Committee would be dealing with Reptilian Invasion?
or for that matter which UN associated agency would draft the report for presentation? Maybe it will be an Agenda item on the UNGA for this year- I
keep wondering which country would be brave enough to bring this to the floor. Well now that is a great conspiracy thread in the making.
So after rereading the Kangaxx postings I started writing my own and its just a start but I wanted to know how many disciples I would have if I
continued with the full account of my mission to Earth? Please let me know.This is all true, I promise by Toutais and Kangaxx.
Mynaeris in Cyberspace.
I’m trapped on a third density planet called Earf. If this ever reaches my people back home, please shake my body or do something. Anything!
My name is Mynaeris and I am from the fourth density moon ORC243. I have no clue how I got to Earf, but I do know I want to go home. It’s not that I
have anything against the planet Earf or its inhabitants, it’s just that watching another planet go through the transition from 3rd to 4th density
would be too painful. ORC243 went through the process with all the other moons and satellites of our planet ORC in the galaxy Kxytlkymnl
(pronounced kiks-eetil-keeminl). Kxytlkymnl is always written in bold and spoken ever so slightly louder than the other words in the sentence.
Kxytlkymnl is actually not just the galaxy that I live in, it is also the Creator of this galaxy itself, in fact this galaxy was named in his honor.
ORC is a little south of the planet Ignatz. You may have heard of Ignatz it’s another third density planet like Earf but is more negatively charged,
if that were in any way possible, but unlike Earf that has only 8 years left before the Great Harvest, Ignatz still has 52 000 years left. It’s
therefore obvious that they are in no rush to get anywhere. I hope that satisfies your curiosity as to exactly where I am from. Earflings feel so
compelled to ask extra-terrestrial travelers where they are from, as if this would in anyway explain anything. Or as if it would somehow give
coordinates for their telescopes that couldn’t reach the outskirts of the galaxies that we are from. It’s all rather puzzling.
Now as for how I got here on Earf? I am not actually sure? I would love to explain it by saying I was flying in my little spaceship with the bumper
sticker that reads “Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades”, making crop circles on random planets
but that’s not how it happened. You know how they say you create your own reality? Well somehow I must have created this rather weird reality myself.
One minute I was sitting in lotus position, which we call freefall position, participating in the daily mid-moon meditation, sending love to the
universe. I had just reached the state of emptiness, and was letting go of all attachment, when suddenly I kept going. For a second or two I was a
little concerned and then curiosity kicked in. So I just let things be as Kxytlkymnl had meant it to be, it was as I started feeling total love for
the universe, for all beings of all densities that I suddenly lost focus. The next thing I knew I was sitting in an apartment in New York, with my
lingualator 5.435.60, wondering whether I had been thinking bad thoughts again.
to be continued by popular demand or to be discontinued by public stonings.