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Oh god now Al Qaeda is using rectal bombs!

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posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:33 PM
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Can we not have a serious discussion.


Post Bannings coming, it's up to you.




posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:35 PM
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This is sick but I'm serious. Wouldn't there be too much flesh there to... I mean, you know... dive on the grenade?

I suppose they might figure they have to bend over and spread em' for better blast. Wouldn't that be a sight.



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:36 PM
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posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:37 PM
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Disturbing turn of events but not that suprising.

I wonder how they are going to profile for this.



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:42 PM
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It's a pretty serious situation I agree




posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 09:34 PM
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Simple question, but wouldn't this actually be against their religion?
second line



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 09:45 PM
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I do not wish this comment to not be taken seriously even though it will be funny nor do I intend to offend.

IF They choose to search my anal cavity on a flight.

I have every absolute and serious intention of taking a poop right on the spot when the guy spreads me just to be a miserable rotten angry mopus vindictus about the whole thing.

I suggest

In all seriousness, we all absolutely do this if put in that position (no pun intended)

I am seriously going to go to the doctor and feign symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome in order to have medical proof that this was not some "assault" on security or an officer or whatever but an actual medical condition.



[edit on 29-9-2009 by mopusvindictus]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 10:05 PM
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posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 10:23 PM
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Well, this may sound extremely inappropriate considering that we are talking about terrorists who intend to kill people but...

Where is their dignity?

Who the bleepin' bleep wants to leave this world by an exploding ass bomb? Seriously. This is supposedly for God, they want us to believe. Doesn't God require that they die in such a way that gives God honor? Strapped to the chest is respectable. Up the ass? *shakes head*

Just look at this post. Is this really what they intend? To make a mockery of their cause and their religion by shoving bombs up their ass and blowing themselves and others up? They will forever be known as ass bombers.

*shakes head again*

Oh, and this whole "undetectable" thing is BS. We have not implemented (yet) the scanners that can see through the body. This is just to let us know they are coming.



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 10:59 PM
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My last trip on the airlines I had the bad luck to be out of town when my driver's license expired (and hit a year where I have to go to the DMV in person to renew). Even though my ID has my photo on it and I'd been flying an average of three times per week for the last 5 years I was treated to the full security risk routine.

Bags scanned and searched then swabbed for explosives . . .
I was run through the body scanner then metal detection then hand searched . . .
Shoes swabbed, etc, etc.

Meanwhile, a group of five Middle Eastern Men in the line are stopped for a second because one of them does not look like his passport photo. Of course, they wave him on through and all five rapidly clear security with a minimum of interference.

I had to ask the TSA goon what the deal was and he laughed at me and said "well, we can't profile people".

Best of all I went on the 4S list for a year for the crime of having an expired ID at a Washington DC airport.

I immediately took an offer for a promotion with no travel and despite having more air miles than God I will never fly again. I have a trip planned for after the new year and I'm driving despite the fact it will take me a couple of days. I'm done paying the airlines to treat me like a terrorist. I'll agree that security on flights is needed but it's gone way beyond that and the current system just abuses people.

We're talking about fanatics. They will do anything, no matter how low to accomplish their goals. If that means using babies and puppies as bomb packing they'll do it. Meanwhile the all important TSA waives the most likely terrorists through security. Sadly typical . . .



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 11:28 PM
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Come on guys... You still think Al Qaeda is real?

Al Qaeda is made up and fake.

I thought most of us already knew the truth.



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 11:34 PM
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posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 11:40 PM
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Some group was watching the movie "Man on Fire".


[edit on 29-9-2009 by Watcher-In-The-Shadows]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 11:51 PM
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honestly, these guys will go through any circumstances
just to kill other people.
EVIL exists so blatantly. I'm thankful im alive.



posted on Sep, 30 2009 @ 12:35 AM
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It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase
"Blowing chunks"



posted on Sep, 30 2009 @ 09:47 AM
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Originally posted by elevatedone
Can we not have a serious discussion.


Post Bannings coming, it's up to you.


humour is the best way to deal with things sometimes.

After all isnt that what they want to have us all scared and having serious discussions about rectal explosions?

Me i prefer to laugh at the whole situation because otherwise you would cry!

I think your abit harsh to threaten the ban hammer so easily but then again you did 'fine' me 1000 points for having a 'serious' discussion with a member on a thread.

Do you wear a uniform when you moderate this place?

Im only kidding, dont get your panties in a twist (especially at an airport!)



posted on Sep, 30 2009 @ 11:13 AM
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ECURITY scanners that can see through passengers' clothing and reveal details such as their sex organs, colostomy bags and breast size, are being installed in 10 US airports. The booths close around the passenger and emit "millimetre waves" that go through cloth to identify metal, plastics, ceramics, chemical materials and explosives, according to the Transport Safety Authority.
www.news.com.au...

this is discussed here june 13, 2008 www.abovetopsecret.com...

bend over please.




posted on Sep, 30 2009 @ 08:18 PM
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Here is a newer article on "Butt Bombs" from the NY Times. The title of the article is hilarious but shows how they are selling this as a real method of terrorism and calling them "ass-assin's" Personally i think it's bogus and completely made up.

New York Post-Queda ASS-assin's




WASHINGTON -- There's a new al Qaeda terror technique that has American security experts pooping in their pants -- call it the "butt bomb." A suicide bomber recently put himself next to a member of the Saudi royal family, having outwitted bomb-detection machines in the palace, to set off an explosion using a charge that had been hidden in his rectum. The ass-assin, Abdullah Asieri, stashed a pound of explosives and a detonator inside his body in the attack on Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of counterterrorism for the kingdom, the Arab TV network Al Arabiya reported.



posted on Sep, 30 2009 @ 09:11 PM
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Laughter is exactly what they deserve. I hope they are now officially now as ass-assins, so that any glory they thought they would have becomes a mockery.



posted on Sep, 30 2009 @ 10:27 PM
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On the lighter side..... Well, that brings some, interesting, situations to say the least for the screeners. Some gloriously beautiful and others were they will want to castrate themselves.



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