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Oh god now Al Qaeda is using rectal bombs!

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posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 07:28 PM
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CBS-Al Queda Bombers Learn from Drug Smugglers



Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum. This was a meticulously planned operation with al Qaeda once again producing something new: this time, the Trojan bomber.


What is even better is CBS acting as a propaganda arm of Al CIAda has the video of the suicide bomber on its site for every one to see. This serves no purpose at all in fact if they were really trying to fight terror they would not give such individuals press.

Showing the terrorists statements can influence others or make others think they can become famous too but we know that they love terrorists and jump at the chance to give them as much press as possible.

I don't even know what to say about this. It is hilarious on so many levels. All i know is that get ready for rectal exams at the airport and if you don't want that then you are getting full body x-rays. Even then if you are cute you get the rectal exam anyway.




posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 07:31 PM
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reply to post by Beefcake
 


This is nothing new ... a couple of quesadillas and some beat juice will do the trick.

Oops, did I just inform the enemy?



What is even better is CBS acting as a propaganda arm of Al CIAda has the video of the suicide bomber on its site for every one to see. This serves no purpose at all in fact if they were really trying to fight terror they would not give such individuals press.


What are you saying, that the public doesn't have a right to know?


[edit on 29 Sep 2009 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 07:43 PM
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Funny, I was thinking just the opposite, as a person who might be randomly searched out of the blue.

Note to self: Go on a chicken broth diet for a week before flying anywhere!

edit typo


[edit on 29-9-2009 by Blanca Rose]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 07:47 PM
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How does a body scan at the airport not detect this? Can someone enlighten me on this? Ok bad choice of words...but it seems if it picks it up ON you, then...



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 07:53 PM
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Great, now I have to wonder if should help a guy walking funny by giving directions to the closest restroom or just take cover.

I guess if one should happen to smell a particularly sulfurous fart in an elevator then calling 9-1-1 would not be grounds for criminal mischief.


And would Osama pay a huge finder's fee if we brought him the guy from goatse....nah, better not finish that one.


[edit on 29-9-2009 by Ahabstar]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 07:56 PM
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When they explode will they be identified using poo remains. Maybe they would have skid marks on the walls around the parts of them. This could be a horrifying new CSI driven investigation.

[edit on 10-04-08 by Beach Bum]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 07:57 PM
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Oh god now Al Qaeda is using rectal bombs!


Well that's gotta be a pain in the Arse!


What?

The CIA has to go deep Deep DEEP undercover.



[edit on 29-9-2009 by SLAYER69]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 07:59 PM
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Hey - they can blow up.

I'm sure as hell not checking them out.

I'll try to stay out of big cities.

Don't want to get splattered by Shiite!



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:00 PM
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Okay, that's it, I am done flying... never again!

I can deal with them searching me, my stuff, taking my shoes off, taking my liquids, taking my cigarette lighter etc.

Butt you all know what this means now?

Yep, they are, at some point going to be doing random anal inspections.



Pffffft



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:06 PM
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Well, if a guy is walking funny, I'm cancelling my flight.

If I see a guy reaching his hand into the back of his drawers, and digging, I'll assume he's trying to find the trigger, and I'm running.

So don't none of you guys do any "digging" when pulling your drawers out of your crease, or it's going to scare the heck out of a lot of folks.

That wedgie?

Deal with it later.



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:08 PM
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C-4 will never be an acceptable substitute for Prep H (the infantryman's friend)



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:09 PM
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Kinda of getting hard to ANALyze what the terrorist will try next.

Imagine the hell we are going to suffer if a suicide bomber is ever successful in the US.

The Patriot Act will look like kid's play compared to what we would see if this ever happens.

I am talking about a suicide bomber who just walks into a place and blows themselves up.



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:11 PM
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They aren't really all that hard to detect.

There is one common denominator.

They are all Muslim.

Think about that for a moment.



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:12 PM
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Nope, sorry sir you cannot get on the plane until this dog is able to sniff your anus to check for explosives.

Does he bite?




posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:12 PM
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Well now see this is exactly why they shouldn't allow lighters on flights.
Pretty engenious, rectal bombs would be completly undetectable.
So instead of an explosion. Sponteaneous human combustion (using the old lighter between the legs technic)would be the actual method hopfully achieving takedown of the aircraft. The terrorists body would simply burn a "gapping hole" right thru the
bottom of the fuselodge.

and then suction scenario begins.
I like it.


this just IN
golddigger mistaken for terrorist!

[edit on 29-9-2009 by randyvs]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:13 PM
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Undoubtedly this is a delivery technique born of a more common activity within al Qaeda, and has been willfully embraced by the faithful followers of bin Laden.

The Major would like to take a more practical approach to this issue. The initial implementation was a failure. A weapons system, no matter how basic must be rigorously tested under every possible condition. The Major implores the al Qaeda brain trust on weapons to test this method of delivery until predictable, reproducible results are obtained. Volunteers from the ranks should be encouraged, and rewarded. The Major would conservatively guess this would be several thousand live fire iterations, but the Major was always a bit conservative. The Major fully expects that when said brain trust is satisfied with the results, so will the Major.

Dismissed.



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:17 PM
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posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:19 PM
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Edit to attempt to get back on topic:

Ok, I'm going to assume (don't ...) that those new airport scans that everyone has privacy issues with would be able to identify these explosives right?


[edit on 29 Sep 2009 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:27 PM
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I think the FBI YI YI should double that twenty five million dollars on bin ladens azz, this has got to make him twice as dangerous.

guess they took us literally when we told em to blow it out there %$^.

i think they set people up with these type of threads sometimes.
i got nailed on the one that was about" flipping off a cop". had to sport that
little red cherry around for 3 days .how humiliating! scared for life. whaa!!

hunter might be close to getting banned, he's a bad boy.

[edit on 29-9-2009 by randyvs]



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 08:31 PM
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