AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

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posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 10:50 PM
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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.


I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... Isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex


P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society!




posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 10:58 PM
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No freakin way thats real! It's just too great!!!!

-E-



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 11:01 PM
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Do you have a link???????? I would like to see this on there myself.

Also I think what he did was uncalled for in a way. Two wrongs dont make a right. Revenge is not a good thing. It will backfire. Its like karma. Pulling the gun on him was enough IMO and taking his wallet and stuff but to do the other things I dont think those were needed. I think they guy learned his lesson. He
his pants!



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 11:10 PM
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That is fantastic if real



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 11:29 PM
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LOL LOL LOL

Pure and utter gold



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 01:15 AM
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I hate to one-liner this, but given the circumstances, I think you'll understand...

PWNED



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 01:25 AM
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ahhh revenge how fantastic when it all works out to plan. not sure about the FBI cranks calls but the other stuff was a stroke of genius.



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 04:13 AM
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I have read this one before, loved it



posted on Sep, 29 2009 @ 01:52 PM
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SOooooooo...If this is true then what we essentially have is the idiot who posted this on craigslist fully admit to identity theft, armed robbery, and terroristic threatening (even of a President). What a damn idiotic loser, I think when he defended himself that was enough. But he had to let his ego get in the way and take it much further than the attempted mugger did. I am not defending the mugger here, but the actions of the would be victim are not respectable and honestly QUITE STUPID publishing a confession of several felonies in craigslist.:shk:

I really hope this is a hoax because if this is true that guy is a complete idiot and really not much better than the mugger.



posted on Nov, 9 2010 @ 10:42 PM
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what a great story



posted on Nov, 10 2010 @ 01:52 PM
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That was great. Thanks for the laugh.



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 03:52 PM
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Blimey... is this still being sent around the place???

I've just found it listed here;
www.rumormillnews.com...

Seems someone has changed the date on it though..
Rumor mill it is though..
Makes you wonder if this was ever proven.. or just a great bit of writing





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