“The King James Version of the Holy Bible is the inspired, infallible Word of God.” Then they add, “The King James was good enough for Paul and Silas, so it’s good enough for me,”
in a serious vein? The bit about the KJV being good enough for Paul and Silas is the punch line to one of the oldest jokes in the Southern Baptist Convention, and yet this person seems to think it's a serious belief among Christians of some variety. Somebody's humor meter needs new batteries.
I also think the author might want to look at a more representative sampling of "fundamentalist Christians" than she seems to have. Using the "Mega-churches" as examples of typical Christianity is no more accurate than holding up McDonalds as an example of a fine dining establishment. Might I suggest to the author that a trip to a few small-town / country churches in the South might be in order? I can already tell her (I'm assuming that "Loren" is a female name, but I"ve seen enough odd names to not be totally sure) that if my 40+ years of experience are any guide, she'll find the vast majority of folks there to be highly skeptical of those mega-churches and televangelists, friendly, hard-working (or, these days, hard out-of-working) folks with a strong love of country, God, and community...or maybe I was just hanging about with the wrong crowd.
Yes, you can find some really reprehensible folks in church...I'll go ahead and preemptively mention the Phelps family / Westborough Baptist Church just to save someone else the trouble. Before you use the Phelps crew as examples of 'right wing Christianity at its finest', I'd suggest that you ask a few members of other churches their opinions of the Not-So-Reverend Phelps. It's almost certain to be colorful.
The author seems determined to take any and every sign of patriotism among churchgoers as a sign that said churchgoers are either fascists or idolaters. It seems to never cross her mind (or at least not the keyboard on her word processor) that it's possible to love God and country...or, to use a slightly out-of-context quote from an old, old source, to "render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, and unto God that which is God's".
Now that I've delivered the sermon, the ushers will circulate among you with the collection plates, and Brother Anonymous will then lead us in a Benediction.
[edit on 28-9-2009 by Brother Stormhammer]


