posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:56 AM
One of my favorite Halloween tricks was to bombard fellow students gathered that night with a homemade cocktail. First, would head to the local
grocery store and gather some of the thin plastic produce bags. We'd head out to my farm and gather as much fresh cow manure as possible. After much
thorough testing, it was concluded that the mixture be two parts water, one part fresh cow manure. It's important to mix the ingredients until the
whole thing is liquid texture. I recommend not filling the bags over half-full. The plastic is pretty thin and won't take it, plus, due to it's
thinness, you're pratically assured a nasty hit if you're on target. It's ok to target pratically anything you choose. Works best however, if the
recipient is unsuspecting. Saw several "headshots" delivered and it was a great time. However, we did have one Mother call the next day threatening
a lawsuit.