For men's eyes only: boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym

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posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:22 AM
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For men's eyes only: boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym


www.digitaljournal.com

A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.
The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym.
Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.

“There is no question that gazing at breast makes men healthier,” Weatherby said.

She added:

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”
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posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:22 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!!


If this is true then I am as healthy as a horse.

What I want to know is not who funds these things but rather who thinks these studies up.

I can see if now while my face stings from a slap I will be trying to tell the offended young woman that I was only ogling her cleavage for my health...

Yeah right like she will believe that...

Nor will your wife. Be prepared to duck.

BTW did you know that duckies is an old English slang for boobs? There are love letters from Henry the 8th to Anne Bolyen saying that he cannot wait to rest his head upon her fine fine duckies.

I bet he had a healthy heart.

www.digitaljournal.com
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posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:26 AM
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The shock on the study participants face when he found out what the study was about must have been priceless.

"Wait a minute, so you're going to follow me around and my job is to intentionally stare at womens breasts for several minutes a day? Where do I sign?"



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:29 AM
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I know...You probably wouldn't have to pay any men (and a few women) just give them their assignment.



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:30 AM
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reply to post by grover
 


Woooooooo hoooooooo!

I loves me some scientific data.


Scientists are alright by me.



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:32 AM
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i wonder if this study holds true for homosexual men "ogling" other men.



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:33 AM
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Shweeeeeeet. I have been looking for a good excuse to tell females that happen to notice me staring - now I have one!



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:35 AM
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It's a conspiracy I tells ye! It's one big excuse for guys to boobie-watch without getting into trouble


We're on to you, fellas



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:38 AM
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Finally, now I have a comeback for "My face is up here you know",

"Don't bother me now, I'm working out."

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posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:38 AM
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I feel sorry for the guys in the placebo group, who were stuck staring at pictures from the Ikea catalogue 10 minutes a day for 5 years....



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:50 AM
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Originally posted by grover


ROTFLMAO!!!


If this is true then I am as healthy as a horse.



SNAP!

who the hell dream's up these experiment's?



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:52 AM
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Originally posted by valiant

who the hell dream's up these experiment's?


A woman!! Dr. Karen Weatherby!

This makes it even more reliable IMO!

Yay for boobies!



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 06:56 AM
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hahahaha

I think im going for a workout lad's catch ya later.






posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 07:05 AM
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Mind you the study goes on to say that they have to be well endowed boobs for it to work so choose your women carefully or you will be wasting your workout.


Damn...Digital Journal took the page down.

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posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 07:23 AM
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Originally posted by grover
Mind you the study goes on to say that they have to be well endowed boobs for it to work so choose your women carefully or you will be wasting your workout.


Still, I don't think having blue balls after your boob-ogling is healthy for your prostate.

And if I want to see lots of lots of well endowed young women, should I go to gyms in USA or gyms in the UK.



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 07:33 AM
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This brings a whole new meaning to online porn.....

"No honey I wasn't watching porn I was working out!"



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posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 12:30 PM
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LMFAO!! So if this is the case then damn I have phd in helping men stay healthy
I so cant wait to use this study at work...Wonder if it will help with money...lmao!!



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 12:33 PM
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LMAO! How appropriate



posted on Sep, 28 2009 @ 12:33 PM
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Where do you work and can I get a job there?





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