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proof that religion comes from atheists

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posted on Sep, 25 2009 @ 04:03 AM
this is a shorter variation of dane/dan cooks? comedy bit ...

true story:
a guy sneezed.

i said "god bless you"

he said "i'm an atheist, keep your god to yourself"

i asked: "so then, what do you believe happens when you die?"

he replied: "nothing. my body decomposes back into earth and i'm fertilizer for trees."

i laughed outloud.
he asked: "what's so funny about that?"

i responded:
"trees are turned into paper
we print all the holy books on paper."

an atheist's version of circle of life:

i am alive
i am fertilizer for a tree
i am a tree
i am a holy book

win win for everyone
thanks atheists,
john paul peter

posted on Sep, 25 2009 @ 08:17 AM
I am completely confused

Either this post is just complete garbage or Im really drunk..

Or maybe its a combinattion of column A and column B

[edit on 25/9/2009 by OzWeatherman]

Nope Im drunk

Ignore the above post

[edit on 25/9/2009 by OzWeatherman]

posted on Sep, 25 2009 @ 10:21 AM
As much as I am not a Christian, what you just wrote is proof of nothing honestly


posted on Sep, 25 2009 @ 12:13 PM
Lol you both miss the point. I saw the bit from Dane Cook. He basically piss off the atheism telling him he'll be put on the Bible. Its was a funny way and still way for pissing off the Atheism.

Here watch the video its a man doing comedy talking about the truth.

Watch the whole video

[edit on 25-9-2009 by slymattb]

posted on Sep, 25 2009 @ 12:38 PM
reply to post by slymattb

thanks slymattb

i knew he did a bit about this

but i know i heard a similiar story in the early 90's
just can't remember from who ....

i do admit the OP is based upon someone elses observations

i can't remember if i heard this first from a church or from a class i took, but i know when i heard the bit from dan, it reminded me i heard it before, just a different version of a similiar scenario perhaps.

thanks for the link!!

a little rude, yes
but his reasoning is well explained

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