posted on Sep, 25 2009 @ 04:03 AM
this is a shorter variation of dane/dan cooks? comedy bit ...
a guy sneezed.
i said "god bless you"
he said "i'm an atheist, keep your god to yourself"
i asked: "so then, what do you believe happens when you die?"
he replied: "nothing. my body decomposes back into earth and i'm fertilizer for trees."
i laughed outloud.
he asked: "what's so funny about that?"
"trees are turned into paper
we print all the holy books on paper."
an atheist's version of circle of life:
i am alive
i am fertilizer for a tree
i am a tree
i am a holy book
win win for everyone
john paul peter