*gods* I feel like I'm in an AA meeting.
me: Hi. My name is Mike. I watch FOXNews, and Glenn Beck. I have watched it for several years now. I thought I could turn it off whenever I wanted, but I was wrong.
everyone: Hi, Mike.
me: It's been two days since I last watched Fox. I wanted to watch it yesterday, but I called my sponsor, (Nancy Pelosi) and she talked me out of it.
everyone: -claps-
me: I want to thank my higher power (Obama) for giving me the strength to watch MSNBC instead.


[edit on 22-9-2009 by mikerussellus]



