Click on My Thing (a poem)

Click my thing it makes me feel
validate me, make me real
do you agree? if not just lie
I'm really not that bad a guy

you know you want to and I'll click yours
the things denote our awesome scores
those poor chaps ain't got a clue
they're not as cool as me, or you

check out my thing, it's long and bright
shiny blue stars extend to the right
this certainly means I'm quite a smart dude
you don't like my ending? you're just being rude

it's not about effort but conquest and points
being invited to all the right joints
hanging around, rubbing elbows with winners
joining each other in chastising sinners

I've got a cool picture, and a real catchy name
I like your opinion, cuz mine is the same
If you click my button, it'll make you my friends
then I'll click on yours, the fun never ends

clicking and cliquing my finger has grown
through one jillion posts I've hastily flown
an expert on this stuff, a guru on that
defending my viewpoint at the drop of a hat

I know I'm ok, because you told me so
very few places that I fear to go
ignorant anger, immune to my wit
be honest, did that story feel full of......

so keep clicking thingys and keeping it real
and I'll keep on learning what I really feel
just a few more and my color will change
then maybe one day it won't seem so strange

I want your attention, your love and your time
so into your thread about spaceships I'll chime
to prove to myself that I've got a clue
or feed my small ego on table scraps from you

Reply to post by KSPigpen

I love this!

especially "clicking and cliquing"...that is so true.

but...unfortunately you get no star from me!

Good write friend!

A2D


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Originally posted by Agree2Disagree
Reply to post by KSPigpen

 

I love this!

especially "clicking and cliquing"...that is so true.

but...unfortunately you get no star from me!

Good write friend!

A2D

 

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Oh, come on, you KNOW you want to.

Thanks for the NO STAR, meanie butt.

no, really, thanks.


[edit on 21-9-2009 by KSPigpen]

Reply to post by KSPigpen

Well, maybe. I'll think about it.

Actually, I tell you what. If you know an extra terrestrial that will give me a ride in his spacetime craft I will give you a star AND A COOKIE.

A2D


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Dork.

spacetime craft?! I hope you don't mind, I'm going to start calling them that from now on.

Now THAT is an awesome idea though... I've seen a few weird threads, but 'flag my thread! If I get 200, I'll show you my ET and his spacetime craft'

Just crazy enough to work.

I'll REALLY feel special then.

Reply to post by KSPigpen

True. It may just be crazy enough to work. And I have no objections to you using my phrases.

You earned a S&F from me.

A2D


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lol excellent poem KS.

star and flag from me!

PS: can I see that spacetime craft now?

[edit on 23-9-2009 by Mr. Toodles]

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You're darn right I want to click that thing. Another awesome poem! Where will this madness lead us KS? I feel exactly what you've written. Starred and flagged and if I could star it again I would. Remember that mad thread from antar? Man that was fun. I was starring so fast that my index finger burst into flames. Great poem man.

*giggles*

I'm just bumping this, because it really did give me the giggles.

Well done OP, well done