posted on Sep, 19 2009 @ 06:51 AM
Something I wrote almost exactly a year ago just thought I would collect other people's opinion on the matter. It's written somewhat comically so I
hope you enjoy.
So aparently Alotta Fagina is on T.V.
Now this normally doesn't strike me as odd but its Alotta Fagina!
There's Alotta Fagina on a lot of the news media and Alotta Fagina running and working with the White House.
I do not bring up Alotta Fagina to simply be sexist which I must assure you to preserve the integrity of this blog I am not, but I find the spike in
there being Alotta Fagina looking very attractive odd. Now I should probably be very excited about this new trend, seeing Alotta Fagina looking hot on
the news because shes already a trend present in Mexico and the Playboy Channel but, I am not.
See a few articles (one recent and one not so recent) got to me before seeing Alotta Fagina on the News very often. The first was a random article on
the web that I had stumbled across a few years ago and found rather funny for the main argument of the article was that attractive young female
anchors cause both sexes to pay less attention to what exactly is being broadcast on the news and forget more easily the subjects being covered,
essentially losing focus.
After laughing off what at the time was something I had hardly seen in mainstream news media very recently its become blatenly in my face obvious that
the article was a fortune cookie of the internet of things to come. This brings me to the next article.
I was in a friends room prior to my deployment and noticed a Maxim laying on his bed (I don't subscribe to any mag's so I pick them up when I can
and Maxim is one of my favorites, yes I read the articles, thats why they're there). I believe it was the actress from "The Girl Next Door" on the
cover or some issue before that, I am not sure of the date anyway, I was skimming through it and caught an interesting article about how hot Alotta
Fagina is looking on the news and that the "...more conservative the hotter..." and more numerous. The magazine only detailed in order that Fox 3,
MSNBC 2, CNN 2, etc. only about what they possibly concluded the hottest co-anchors or reporters of the choice of news media. This coincidence both
did and did not shock me as I am familiar with the tactics of those who control the media as to how to lead the masses.
Anyway this prompted me to do some quick research to find that the past article I had read did indeed hold credible ground. There actually have been
tests that prove having Alotta Fagina looking very attractive on T.V. will cause your brain to melt, not literally and a bit exagerated but you get
I watch news a lot, even though I hate it, but have come to notice this trend growing at an exponential rate! I have never seen so many beautiful
women on FOX before or any of the other news networks but damn, Fox trumps the rest! Not to mention FOX has that nice little coach that teaches
everyone to smile even if they're covering deaths or disasters, its also part of the nice ploy to make everyone feel 'less depressed' inside, this
goes for everyone except the mouth piece that has to yell at everyone to get his point... (I'm sorry I meant to put that in quotations... "your
Back on track about Alotta Fagina. I would just like to mention two more things, the white house current press secretary and the new Republican V.P.
Dana Perino... pretty self explanatory, also, she's 36 years old. You could say she is the youngest and quite possibly the finest looking White House
Press Secretary history has ever seen! Just in time for something also very historic, bringing up the popularity of the most hated president in
history! Hoover is laughing people! He jumped out of his grave just to have a chuckle!!!
[edit on 19-9-2009 by GenLo]