posted on Nov, 4 2009 @ 04:58 AM
This is an interesting thead but how about we say that Mexico,America,and Canada become the three Musketeers and drop their borders and start trading
the same currency and sign military pacts.
With Mexicos population and all their Grass and Americas military tech and Rednecks combined with Canadas Beer and Natural resources and Europe would
be toast,so why pick on the Americans anyways.Let me tell you something,I live in Canada where 78% of the population favors the decriminalization of
Marijuana for personal use by adults of legal voting and military service age.Just where you want the weed to be ,eh?in the hands of the people
picking the government and the guys protecting the country.But believe it or not Canadians will kick your arse in a blink if you dont do the right
thing ,we get violent in an honorable sort of way ,much quicker than Americans, especially the Frenchys and the Ukranians.We wont reeducate you for
dissing our boys,we wont adjust your attitude for personal pleasure or prestige in fact we are generally embarrased after a fight win or lose because
it is so Uncanadian to put your own personal grievances so far up on a pedestal that you forget that there are little people below you .
We will however take you for a little stroll down the street of pain if you ever cross the NO WOMEN,NO CHILDREN RULE or if you pick on someone who is
less able to defend themselves than you are,in otherwords we call it cowardly when you seek an advantage in a battle by accepting challenges from
lesser opponents ,I know I know its a little Klingon isnt it?we seek greater foes through defending more honerable causes than ourselves and our
egos.If you bother people to much by constantly creating a scene for example you will inevitably find yourself being invited outside for a stroll,just
to settle you down a little.We tend to see the needs of the many outweighing the needs of the few ,from birth,so spouting off about your individual
rights to stomp around creating your own little personal brand of chaos will earn you a free pop,or two,or maybe if your pretty tough three or
four.But you can be sure they will be coming,just to remind you that you only get to be king in your own castle,you get to check your individual
rights story and your sidearm at the door along with everyone elses.
So I say again ,why does everyone seem to always be picking on the Americans?If you pick on the Americans you pick on the Canadians and the Mexicans
I dont know how it would go down but if you want to play with the big dogs you better be able to pee in the tall grass.I am sure we could wake up
enough mexicans early enough to piss them off enough to fight,in fact I think we could raise quite a diverse army in a jiffy. I heard a rumor that
Mexico has covertly been substantially increasing its investments in military hardware and training for its armed forces,with a little American
help.We could probably sober up enough Canadians to help--at least a little like maybe some world record sniping-- and well the Americans we can
always close walmart and Macdonalds that ought to free up a few million on any given day,I think we will be alright.
Amexicada ,the next great economic power!Military juggernaught!