reply to post by getreadyalready
You ready for this, GTA?
Gather up all illegal immigrants, and ship them to Venezuela, let Chavez have them back.
Build a wall, with spotlights on them, and snipers in the towers, anyone trying to enter via illegal means is shot, and let the Mexican's bury the
dead, if they don't that will remind all who see the unburied dead that we are not kidding.
As the exit points of the border, post a sign which reads the following :
If you plan on coming back with diseases, including the sexually transmitted types, drugs, weapons, hookers, illegal immigrants, or anything
illicit that is against the laws of the United States of America, we will give you one last chance upon re-entry to turn around.
Once you pass into the zone demarcated as "No Man's Land", and you are found with any of these, you as well as your vehicle and
anyone within the confines of said vehicle are subject to a new device which was built into the ground which opens up, similar to a car crusher, and
it will immediately pulverize your sorry butt.
Have a nice day and enjoy Mexico!
Requirement Number 1
* To visit America, you must speak English.
Requirement Number 2
* To live in America, you must speak English well enough to be understood.
Requirement Number 3
* To leave America, you must not have committed a crime against a citizen, or you will be departing to Guantanamo, designated as a foreign
Requirement Number 4
* If you are a convicted felon, convicted pedophile, or convicted rapist of your home country, don't bother getting on the plane to come here because
you will not be getting off the plane when it lands, the Federal Air Marshall will throw you out of the plane somewhere over a shark infested
waterway, or in the Bermuda Triangle, whichever is closer and or more devious depending on the nature of the sadistic twisted humor of that individual
@ Side Note : Do not bother swimming to America, the Coast Guard will have received your location to watch for you.
Is it telling I'm in a very sadistic mood today?
[edit on 16-9-2009 by SpartanKingLeonidas]