I hope we get government-run universal socialized health care too. That way I can go to the ER for my hardened lymph nodes and suck up 2 hrs of a
doctor's time when he could be helping someone else. Then all these other people who don't take care of themselves can come in and out of the
hospital and suck up valuable resources too. Free money for everyone!
And it'll help the economy. Just think. One critically ill patient requires several doctors (pulmonary, renal, cardiac, hemotology, infectious
diseases, etc), lab techs, x-ray techs, nurses, dieticians, house keepers, aids, etc. That's just one patient! Think if we have entire buildings,
neighborhoods, cities!!! full of really sick people! Nevermind why these people are sick. That'll be ridiculous conspiracy theory, and we don't need
to look at the past. We need to take care of now, and all these sick people with chronic diseases need help now!
So I propose that we issue treasury bonds on sick people. The financial incentive to keep these people alive will remove any need for death panels.
After all, dead people don't make money. Sick people do! And all those healthy people need work, and work equals taxes, and taxes can be used to pay
(not pay off) bonds.
See, problem solved. No one ever dies. Everyone is happy. Government grows, and personal liberties are destroyed. Hooray!


