Riddle Me This!

reply to post by purehughness

reply to post by uk today


Ack! Uzi death.....!

But while I die, my riddles will live on.....!

I have a some

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

and...

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

I wish we could get points for guessing these. We could use a contest.

[edit on 17-9-2009 by nixie_nox]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

A coffin

reply to post by concerned190


yes!

Originally posted by HarvestMoon
I have a some

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

She is a photographer and took his picture ? lol

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


That's part of it...most of it actually. But do you know why she hung him?

reply to post by HarvestMoon


to dry the photo ?

Here's one:

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

Oh, and the answer is categorically, NOT God!

Originally posted by purehughness
Here's one:

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

The letter E.

reply to post by jd140


Indeed it is!

Though the answer, 'purehughness' would also have been acceptable!

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


yeppp

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

reply to post by concerned190


a towel

reply to post by HarvestMoon


yes