American Sarcasm Society

Originally posted by weedwhacker
reply to post by schrodingers dog

 

I am forever glad to have you teach me new words...

It's the least I could do to reciprocate for blessing me with your considerable humor and wit.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/2cddc9d57b73.jpg[/atsimg]

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


What a pretty picture.

You're very good.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


This is very high praise indeed, having seen your endless collection of avatars, each and every one a peice of classic art! The Louvre has nothing on you!

Whaaa, dear, what did you do the rest of your afternoon? I'm sure your rehearsal for the derelict part didn't take long. Such natural talent!

It is good to see your A.S.S.piration for the thespian life bearing fruit.

reply to post by desert


Thanks Doll,

Thespian, What sophistication and panache!



[edit on 12-9-2009 by whaaa]

reply to post by whaaa

panache

Mmmmmm.....'panaches'.....yummy! I like mine with lots of butter, strawberries and maple syr.....Oh. OOOPS

sarcasm, not idiocy.

Or..."panaches"...(adj): Result of eating too many pancakes. [see: 'Stomach Aches']

Yeah, I know...still not sarcastic. But I know you folks will be along with such clever things to say about this post, I knew a little fodder might be useful to stimulate your oh-so-creative juices.

reply to post by weedwhacker


Ah weedeater you are wittier than the millennium is long.
Have you considered taking your demeanor on tour with you?
Think of the accolades you will receive in foreign lands.
But don't go for too long,as we would sorely miss of your huge influence at A.S.S.

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


Are you saying they'e sore over at A.S.S.?

Or, is that just a sorry-A.S.S. excuse?

You guys are good at puns ... also at not being repetitive.

reply to post by schrodingers dog


ah SD your always about here at A.S.S.
I can safely convey my deepest fears that your constant presence here will never leads us to sorely miss you.

A glass of wine pussywillow ?

[edit on 12-9-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]

Well, it's nice to see the abundance of sharp wit here today! We will have to ensure that it is transcribed in stone and stuck in the A.S.S. hole! Penguin, as keeper of the A.S.S. hole, it falls upon you to complete this noble deed!

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


Perhaps someone from outside the fellowship should fill the hole;
no sense in creating hard feelings!!

But JR this is precisely the kind feedback that's needed here at A.S.S.
Keep up the fine work. Right thinking will be rewarded.

[edit on 12-9-2009 by whaaa]

Well, not much of that singular wit that one has come to expect when one visits A.S.S. today... Must have all burned yourselves out on that virual 'Sarcasmathon' you had yesterday... Well, there's always tomorrow...

Well, since it's been several months since there has been any activity inside the A.S.S., I thought that maybe I should loosen things up and breathe some life back into the A.S.S.

Of course, as always, we would soooo like to welcome any new possible members here...

This A.S.S. is for you!!!!

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


And we are SOOOO grateful to you.

OH such joy !

I awoke early this morning to enjoy the peaceful quietness of the early morning
and behold this awesome thread was near the top of the recent posts list.
Thank you jax and Aloha !
You truly are the finest member and the greatest A.S.S er here on BTS.

reply to post by zazzafrazz


My yes, what a profound joy to see friends join once again with bon motts and witty repartee.

reply to post by whaaa


Oh, indeed, whaaa! One can certainly assertain this from a reading of this thread. And the assorbic wit is fabulous BTW.

Why, this thread is so immensely popular, that I wanted to start my own thread, the International SS, but NASA said no way. I settled for Universal SS, then I thought, no, the rivalry between threads would become too great, as I would probably visit here to spank your A.S.S and others would do the same to me.

nuke attack!! nuke attack!!
Quickly put your head between your legs!!
Kiss your A.S.S. goodby.
I'm sure all you smart A.S.S.ers already posted this warning.