American Sarcasm Society

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by weedwhacker

 

Your use of bb code to emphasize your point is outstanding and oh so necessary.

Thanks for doing that.

ditto

I am A.S.S.hamed of you.
I am A.S.Stonished by your rudeness.

reply to post by seagrass


Puns ......................... great.

Has anyone heard from The Utopian Penguin today??? I am very concerned about his wellbeing. You see, they said on the news this morning that the short bus was ran off the road, and I know he hates wearing his helmet because it interferes with his ability to lick the window...

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by seagrass

 

Puns ......................... great.

Happy to add double entendre to your derriere club

reply to post by JaxonRoberts

and I know he hates wearing his helmet because it interferes with his ability to lick the window...

no sarcasm needed

oh, wait: real sweet - how you look after your friend

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


I understand your overwhelming desire to live vicariously through my actions but I have explained to you countless number of times that it is not I riding the bus. Although you have emulated me effectively,you seem confused as to the realization that I'm not the one engaged in that form of transportation. I would suggest that you start sitting in the seat next to the window more often and look out the window.
That is not a real big car your in

[edit on 11-9-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


You're good with words.

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


Gee, Mister... You sure talk purty! How'd you learn all them long fancy wurds??? I am simply in awe of you eloquence!

Nsolence of office, and sweat under a weary life; for who would fardels bear the will, and make with the mind to say we end the unworthy takes
When he himself might his quietus make cowards of office.

The oppressor's wrong
The insolence doth makes us rather 'tis a consummation is sicklied o'er with and the slings and sweat under a weary life !!!!!

But that we know not of?
Thus contumely, the insolence of action.
To be, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and arrows of time, the spurns that mak

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


very succinct

[edit on 9/11/2009 by Spiramirabilis]

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


real coherent Utopian

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


This post reminded me, S dog found this site that can translate any website into various dialects, including 'moron', which is why your post reminded me of it...

Anyway, this thread is 5 times funnier when translated into redneck... Not that it was funny to begin with....

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


You're so smart

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


Odd JR, it didn't work for me...

Are you sure you used the link ?

Maybe your just in your normal frame of mind,which is quite lucid at times.

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
reply to post by The Utopian Penguin

 

You're so smart

Zazzy darling good to see you.
Fragrant as ever I see.

I just will never be able to compete with, nor match, the incredible levels of eloquence being displayed here by everyone else.

What an outstandingly stunning group of intelligent posts, the likes of which I have never seen, and fear I shall not ever see again!

reply to post by weedwhacker


Your absence was missed.

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


I realize that all of this 'new fangled' technology is rather difficult for you, but maybe this will help... Left click your mouse here...

reply to post by schrodingers dog


abscess? Abbess? I am forever glad to have you teach me new words...

(spelling is so important...)

I edit, therefore I am.....

[edit on 11 September 2009 by weedwhacker]