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posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 06:46 PM
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Oh fabulous! More members with razor sharp wit! I simply cannot WAIT until you all say something witty... for a change...




posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 09:02 PM
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Originally posted by Wyn Hawks
...an angel shows up and the thread goes silent...
...proving that men are afraid of angels...
...i'm shocked...


ha im no angle in fact i could very well be the she devil go ask wuk



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 09:05 PM
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Originally posted by whaaa

Originally posted by Lysergic
Lubbock is such a beautiful city.


God loves Odessa with all his heart! and not just Odessa but the whole damn Permian Basin! Y'all must have been so proud when President George Bush lived in Midland.
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hahaha touche;

Lubbock and it's shockingly low STD rates...
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posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 09:19 PM
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See how ATS can just "sparkle" when a group of....dare I say it....geniuses, there I said it...yes geniuses, put their minds together for a session of levity and mirth...and I do mean mirth.

My heart just swells with pride to even be associated with such a classy group to grace the cyber ways of the www.

Lys....have you ever been to Lubbock when all the xmas decorations are hung and all lights are strung up....I get all choked up just thinking about it; it's so beautiful in keeping with the spirit of the season.
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posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 10:59 PM
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...lubbock - think dust...



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 11:04 PM
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Originally posted by Wyn Hawks
...lubbock - think dust...



dust bunnies? now where are these dust bunnies? in your belly button or under your bed?



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 11:51 PM
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Originally posted by alysha.angel
dust bunnies? now where are these dust bunnies? in your belly button or under your bed?


...no bunnies in lubbock... coyotes ate em... theres just dust in lubbock... and a lot of churches... and no liquor stores, last time i was there... things couldve changed but i dont care... i dont like dust and thats mostly all thats there besides a bunch of flatlanders with no sense of humor but i dont mean joe or jimmy dale or butch cuz they're cool even if they are a little dusty... besides, joe looks like my uncle melvin but not how uncle melvin looks now cuz he's been dead for a couple decades and i'm fairly sure that didnt improve his looks...

www.theflatlanders.com...



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 03:22 AM
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Dear fellow A:S:S: members .
It has come to our attention that we need a motto.
So we at A.S.S. will have an open contest for best motto

Always
So
Succinct

The new motto of the American Sarcasm Society ?
I'm all tingly waiting for your exceptional contributions.

Tally ho !
edit on 9-1-2011 by The Utopian Penguin because: i'm sure I would tell you



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 03:38 AM
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Originally posted by The Utopian Penguin
Dear fellow A:S:S: members .
It has come to our attention that we need a motto.
So we at A.S.S. will have an open contest for best motto

Always
So
Succinct

The new motto of the American Sarcasm Society ?
I'm all tingly waiting for your exceptional contributions.

Tally ho !
edit on 9-1-2011 by The Utopian Penguin because: i'm sure I would tell you


SOS...( stuck on sarcasm)



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 03:41 AM
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Here's a clever one......I [heart symbol] A.S.S.

or

Kiss My [picture of a donkey]



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 04:35 AM
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WoW i'm amazed at all the great and quick responses.
As you can see I starred your suggestions.
I hardly think there needs to be more responses.
I'm already torn as to which to choose?
What a conundrum I have created.



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 04:44 AM
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You have offended my secret elbow. Now do the macarena of humility or I will be forced to go all Richard Simmons on you and you do NOT want me getting all up in your dial a meal... Oh no....no....

~Heff



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 09:35 AM
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Originally posted by The Utopian Penguin
WoW i'm amazed at all the great and quick responses.
As you can see I starred your suggestions.
I hardly think there needs to be more responses.
I'm already torn as to which to choose?
What a conundrum I have created.


and a great idea it is tup ....



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 10:43 AM
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Wow

I wish I was American so that I could be an ASS.

You guys sound soo pleasant and welcomming.

On my next trip to the US I will be sure to check lubbock, Texas out. It seems like a pleasant place filled with good and kind humans that is surely a must see.

I especially cant wait for the warm welcome from the TSA when I touch down at the airport.

Kind of sets the tone for the whole trip!



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 11:10 AM
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We would be more than honored for you to carry the A.S.S. message far and wide. But rest assured that you would be welcome in America as all forgivers are: Our love is global, for all races and creeds, Peace and tolerance is our code.

So welcome young Squire and share in the love and bounty that not just Lubbock offers; but nation wide, especially Arizona.



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 11:38 AM
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Originally posted by whaaa
reply to post by Yissachar1
 


We would be more than honored for you to carry the A.S.S. message far and wide. But rest assured that you would be welcome in America as all forgivers are: Our love is global, for all races and creeds, Peace and tolerance is our code.

So welcome young Squire and share in the love and bounty that not just Lubbock offers; but nation wide, especially Arizona.



Thank you for your well thought and eloquent reply. Warmth just oozed from your invite


I for one will be working and saving extra hard now so I can spend my hard earned money in your country.

I especially will indeed check out Arizona. Tuscon sounds marvelous. Arkansas too has made my list because I hear the vast arrays of wildlife are a sight to behold. And the fishing is good.
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posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 08:06 PM
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Originally posted by whaaa
reply to post by The Utopian Penguin
 


Here's a clever one......I [heart symbol] A.S.S.

or

Kiss My [picture of a donkey]


...o'yeah - lets go with a motto thats already been done to death... thats a sure fire weiner...

...at least i fart dust as a motto would be symbolic of lubbock...

...and you should change our call letters to ASSoL, so we wont be confused with that amarillo bunch...



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 10:10 PM
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reply to post by Wyn Hawks
 


WH, thanks for your support on my slogan selection. Out of all the people on ATS, your opinion means the most to me. If you are as good lookin as you are smart....all I can say is yeeeeehawwwww.

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posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 11:02 PM
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...i'm so thrilled i could, uh, spit...



posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 05:36 PM
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...pssst, whaaa... c'mere, i got a secret confession to make...


...last night i was bored, so i went and perused the ats members photos thread and i saw YOU... whaaa, whaaa, whaaa - you so sexy - scorchin hot - especially that pic of you in the wee-wee stained britches...

...somebody hand me a fan...





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