Originally posted by porky1981
gee... no sh*t sherlock... obviously I know he was refering to bacon, but like I said... if you haven't clicked the thread you would think it implies it has to do with swine flu... =P

Not "obviously" to me, you seemed pretty confused. Anyway, i'm sure sancho is real sorry you had to go through all that trouble to click on his post, only to be disappointed that it wasn't another swine flu thread. We'll have to be more careful not to include any humor or wit in our titles from now on, so we don't offend the humorless.



[edit on 8-9-2009 by 27jd]

Originally posted by sanchoearlyjones
I never really thought about that, but I bet Your right. The thought of them running a background check to see whether Your worthy, or not is absolutely disgusting.

I was only speculating on why it takes so long, lol. I really don't know if that's what they do, but it wouldn't surprise me at all.

Dude,
Get better soon.

But no more naked cooking for you, though I am sure your wife said the same thing. LOL.

M.

Perhaps you will reconsider the eating of these highly intelligent, adorable, sweet
and peaceful little piggies (who make great pets) after this horrible affair?

They would quite likely appreciate it.

Ah - I didn't think so.

Well maybe someday.

fat people love sizzling meat.

So it's ok to post about how you are high off Rx drugs but discussing the use of illegal drugs is wrong just because they are illegal? Many Rx drugs can be far more dangerous than the likes of marijuana.

With that said...narcotic painkillers are amazing. I've got some myself I'm gonna be taking tonight And it's all good because they are legal, right?

Oh and OP hope your burn heals nicely, grease burns can really suck, I've gotten a few myself doing the exact same thing, cooking some delicious bacon.

Edit again: Hell we can't even talk about hemp or actual conspiracies involving the drug war, drug laws etc...whats up with that?

[edit on 8-9-2009 by griftin]

It's easy to see where the guy went wrong who thought you were fat. He doesn't know who Jack Black is, and thinks your avatar is a picture of you!

Why do you think we all care about your new-found love for painkillers?

Your little day trip to the ER, which you didn't even need (you wasted a doctor's time over a wound that you chose eating bacon over repairing yourself), should have been billed to you in full.

Thank you for showing us all how the common American abuses hospitals as if they were first-aid clinics.

And ps- if you are going to reply with "my wounds were serious" then I want to see some pics of your muscle tissue (or even bone) exposed from under the 3rd degree burns. Otherwise, you're just a big crybaby on hard drugs the doctor gave you, just like every other soccer mom with a neck ache.

EDIT TO PPS-
After reading my reply I know I sound like an arse... but if you really went to a hospital to see a legitimate doctor for a simple burn that did not threaten your well-being, then I just cannot respect that. I'd love to see your burns (yeah, I'm a weirdo, so sue me) and be grossed out so I can say "oh man I'd totally go to the hospital too", but based on what you've said it doesn't sound too bad.. which leaves me with the opinion that you are just a drug seeker who has no respect for the time of others- caring only about yourself and how great it is to be under the influence of pharmaceuticals. I hope I'm wrong... but based on the way you're talking about drugs (just in case you didnt notice, that whirling feeling you describe is not natural... do you enjoy harming your own body and mind to the point where you feel like swirling?), you know the routine and you've done it all before... it's a sad state of affairs, with so many people in this country acting just like you, getting hardcore addictive drugs for free from their doctors.

[edit on 16-9-2009 by ninecrimes]