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A conversation between Obama and Aliens

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posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 08:05 PM
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Originally posted by KnoxMSP
Nice read, but it doesn't have to be Obama saying that. Almost any politician in office right now would act the same way. We need to replace them all.


Yes. Obama arguing against providing free health care for everyone and against environmental remedies. You people need to decide why hate him - You can't say you hate him for doing too much for the environment and also for not doing enough. You're afraid the government is gaining too much power but you don't like prosecuting politicians who authorized the false imprisonment of US Citizens and torture and illegal wiretapping. If I wrote Obama on a scarecrow, you people who burn it and beat it. I just wish you'd admit that you really don't care what he says or does - you'll hate him just the same.




posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 08:26 PM
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Dear admriker444

Good thread.

The problem is the Government, the money the system.

Sorry they are all symptoms not the problem.

The problem is us, Human beings.



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 08:43 PM
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Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas
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I'm really hoping the list of authors on that dummies guide doesn't read as follows:

H. Kissinger
P. Wolfowitz
R. Perle



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 08:57 PM
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Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas
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That is rather humorous indeed as it is just conceivable that our Government would seek weaponry instead of intelligence, making the world safer, or something that Washington D.C. has none of, compassion.

So, would this conversation fall under Foreign Policy?




Funny, although it seems Obama actually has a better understanding of the Policy than our last president ever did....



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 09:07 PM
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As humorous as that is... that's probably not far off from how first contact really went (or will go).



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 09:20 PM
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Originally posted by dubiousone
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It's also quite humorous that so many who post here on political subjects turn their negative focus on Obama as though they were born at the beginning of his presidency and the preceding eight years never occurred.

Where were you during the Bush years?


I don't think it's just about Obama here. It really wouldn't make sense to have that be a picture of Bush would it? I mean, he's not our president anymore.

Let's face it, it's not like their foreign policy is all that much different anyway is it?

And Bush/Obama or Rep/Dem isn't the focus at all here, I don't see how it got to that, but it sure seems to alot around here. These labels sure seem to find their way into a lot of threads they don't belong in.

And for they guy that asked if this is real? LOL I wish I could read a convo between our government and an alien and be able to think it is real without second guessing! No offense or anything, but step back and re-read the OP and then your statement again. If you can't pick on yourself sometimes life is no fun! Star for you my friend!



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 09:44 PM
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Nice imaginary dialog, and I appreciate the concept, but any TRULY advanced being would have nothing to do with any politician in the world as we know it, IMO. The tired old notion of a spacecraft landing on the White House lawn is ludicrous in the most extreme. The currently dominant or most prevalent concept of government-politics, I would think, is as important to them as a dog's chew toy is to us. Most folks on this rock just look like slobbering, growling and barking idiots to them.



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 10:30 PM
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Hehe, I'll give communist China a try:

Alien: I don't understand, you take responsability on feeding and providing free benefits such as education and health to everyone, yet you are doing worse than the US, why?

China: Guards! Put this creature in prison.

Alien: Prison? Obama explained that to me, why am I going to prison?

China: Because I never gave you permission to speak. Bye!









[edit on 5-9-2009 by daniel_g]



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 11:04 PM
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LAWLZ.
I get it, I get it.
This is excellent!
And very funny, And I agree with changing everyone in office.

[edit on 5-9-2009 by excitedwaterkickingritual]



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 11:23 PM
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I would choose to go to the place where the person that first thought of money was, and shoot them just before they thought of it!


and ironically, as you peer down at the corpse of the perp, you see it is Glk Glk.





[edit on 5-9-2009 by undo]



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 12:11 AM
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Originally posted by Dean Goldberry
Nice imaginary dialog, and I appreciate the concept, but any TRULY advanced being would have nothing to do with any politician in the world as we know it, IMO. The tired old notion of a spacecraft landing on the White House lawn is ludicrous in the most extreme. The currently dominant or most prevalent concept of government-politics, I would think, is as important to them as a dog's chew toy is to us. Most folks on this rock just look like slobbering, growling and barking idiots to them.


i recall reading some research done that indicated President Eisenhower may have met with aliens. There was a brief period of a few hours where the President's whereabouts was unaccounted for.

I forget the details, something about the press being told Eisenhower went to a dentist. Dunno how that meant he sat down with an alien though.

I doubt Glk Glk was there. He was only 700 back then and wasnt ready to deal with savage primates (he hates the smell)



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 12:12 AM
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we have a few universal laws like dont kill sentient beings but I must admit Im tempted to break that one at the moment


hahahahaha- very good my friend.

I like.



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 12:18 AM
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Great little thread. sad and probably true. star and flag for making me laugh and others probably need a laugh too.

RedPill



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 01:43 AM
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Well i did not relise that but i did know it was fake.



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 01:54 AM
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entertaining... but why hasn't the mods skunk worksED this yet?



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 02:22 AM
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this is quite funny. wow.



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:55 AM
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China is not doing worse than the states... .where do you get your info - Fox News?


And your comedy is probably exactly what a lot of Americans thinks of China - provided they can even find it on the map.



[edit on 6-9-2009 by Copernicus]



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 05:13 AM
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thought this was real clever had a good laugh but still brought up some serious backwards thinking of whats going on in the current administration.



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 09:10 AM
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I actually felt depressed reading that.

Money really is the root of all evil.



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 02:33 PM
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Brilliant! Man I wish every single human being would wake up to the deception of money and it's associated cruelty right NOW! I am so loosing patience!! If everyone simply knew, the big banks would be standing on quick sand. Your message is what finally got me to sign up here, I love to see this kind of talk, THANK YOU!

have you seen this, very funny: www.abovetopsecret.com...



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