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I iz the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything :)

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posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 12:21 PM
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... or at least I will be tomorrow.



And no I am not happy about it one bit.


I am an old man ... I know it because:

1. I'm often grumpy and disagreeable
2. I call young people "whippersnappers"
3. I frequent the water closet with increasingly worrying frequency
4. I Complain about the price of everything
5. 3 words: Lethargic Sperm Syndrome
6. I listen to news radio

Several other things too but you get the idea.

So I turn 42 ... and I don't wanna talk about it.



[edit on 3 Sep 2009 by schrodingers dog]




posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 01:07 PM
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Happy Birthday Grumpy

Can you say saw palmetto lol

Saw palmetto

Aging







posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 01:52 PM
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Happy B-day for tomorrow.

Just to make you feel better





posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 03:49 PM
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Aw SDog.....you are still just a young thing....really you are. I will be 44 soon, and now I've relaxed about it, I love it.

As for being grumpy and disagreeable, some of us were born that way!


*Whippersnappers" does seem to be an age inspired description....it's like we are programmed to come out with ridiculous words at certain hormonal stages of life. You only really have to worry when you catch yourself saying *kiddiwinks*....ok? Until then, we are still young and cool......right?

Running to the loo....just do some pelvic floor exercises dear! Now....squeeze and count to five! ;D

Prices shock me too. As do the ages of policemen. I swear the guy I saw in uniform at work the other day was 12 years old, and his female sidekick looked like she was 85lbs max. I hope they're black belts in almost everything, cos I thought they were going to a fancy dress party.

Swap lethargic for laid back, and remember it takes only one.

"I listen to news radio".....sorry love, but there really is no excuse for that..............



Have a wonderful day tomorrow, and eat LOTS of cake!

[edit on 3-9-2009 by caitlinfae]



posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 04:12 PM
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Happy bday S-dog. No worries, 42 is the new 25.

Plus the way you typed the thread title shows that at least you are young in mind. haha, kidding man.



posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 08:33 PM
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Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will throw in a little party in your honour:







Cheer up! (By the way)

Yesterday i was 22 tomorrow i will be 42 myself!
Today i stand at 32. Time unfortunately flies faster than the days...
I get grumpy myself and have so for almost a decade now............
I gues it gives as the opportunity for some inner searchin' Don't it?

Dont be grief! Its all for the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you said I is the answer to life universe and everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is quite some trip we are having at the moment indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENJOY to the FULLEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ΧΡΟΝΙΑ ΠΟΛΛΑ ΦΙΛΕ ΜΟΥ! ΑΠΟ ΤΑ ΒΑΘΗ ΤΗΣ ΚΑΡΔΙΑΣ ΜΟΥ!!!!!!!!
ΝΑ ΤΑ ΕΚΑΤΟΣΤΙΣΕΙΣ (ΤΟΥΛΑΧΙΣΤΟΝ) ΚΑΙ ΝΑ ΕΙΣΑΙ ΠΑΝΤΑ ΥΓΙΗΣ ΚΑΙ ΕΥΤΥΧΗΣ!

ΧΡΟΝΙΑ ΠΟΛΛΑ!!!
ΜΕ ΑΓΑΠΗ,
ΓΙΩΡΓΟΣ



posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 08:50 PM
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Besides being a true friend the only other thing i can do at the moment is an ATS thing:

S&F!

Take care!



posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 11:34 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE

now its not all that bad, come and sit on zazzy's knee and tell her whats the matter. Its your birthday, show us a smile puppy poochie pooch.



Disclaimer, the video is a lie and is created for over 40 year olds.

[edit on 3-9-2009 by zazzafrazz]



posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 11:43 PM
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Happy birthday my friend, congrats mate


Marteh



posted on Sep, 3 2009 @ 11:48 PM
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reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


If I remember right (the memory is the second thing to go, the first is related to #5 on your list), 42 was a pretty good year! So...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!







[edit on 3-9-2009 by JaxonRoberts]



posted on Sep, 4 2009 @ 12:55 AM
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Just turned 39 a few days ago SD

Happy B-day fellow Virgo

I have been dealing with my Midlife crisis all summer by driving the Nissan into trees, climbing up things and then jumping off of them... and doing all sorts of stuff that makes me a big insurance risk...

and I have to report... it totally works to make me feel younger and the pre insanity stretching does wonders.


and

listening to this and dancing around in my underwear totally cheered me up on my birthday this past weekend







and hey seriously bro... I'm an anti aging phenom if you ever want a serious convo on health restoration i'm living proof




[edit on 4-9-2009 by mopusvindictus]



posted on Sep, 4 2009 @ 01:07 AM
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OMG! Seeing a 'young' John Travolta reminded me of this:



Crap, there I go showing my age again!!!



posted on Sep, 4 2009 @ 01:58 AM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog

I am an old man ... I know it because:

1. I'm often grumpy and disagreeable
2. I call young people "whippersnappers"
3. I frequent the water closet with increasingly worrying frequency
4. I Complain about the price of everything
5. 3 words: Lethargic Sperm Syndrome
6. I listen to news radio


7. Certain things hang lower than they used to

Happy bday mate




Its only a matter of time til you reach the above stage.....dementia takes hold...



posted on Sep, 4 2009 @ 06:33 AM
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Yay! I share a birth month with awesome!



Happy Birthday





Roswell.



posted on Sep, 4 2009 @ 06:58 AM
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Happy birthday Sdog!!
We are a few days apart...mines Sunday!!
I should have known you were a fellow virgo.
Your not getting old...your just upgrading your doglike wisdom.
Cheers my friend.



posted on Sep, 4 2009 @ 11:05 PM
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Well, the day is mercifully over and I can forget all associated depression for another year.


I just want to thank everyone for their kindness and good wishes ... though I often come off as aloof and snarky, little things like this mean the world to me.

So I thank you all for that.



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 09:46 AM
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I don't spend enough time in BTS! Sorry, SDog. But it's good to hear that the depression is over for now!




posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 04:52 PM
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You iz da answer to the ultimate question!!!!

We are in a lot of trouble.

Happy birthday mate.

Smile, it ain't all that bad being an old fella. Well that's what I hear from old people anyway.



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 05:01 PM
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OMG! I missed this thread before now.


I hope it was a great day for an awesome human being, you deserve it.



posted on Sep, 5 2009 @ 05:22 PM
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*laughs* before I entered the thread, I thought, the answer is 42. I love that movie, one of my favorites. And I would kill for a point of view gun.

Happy birthday to you and many more.

Can I sing the old grey mare?



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