Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing, page 1
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Topic started on 2-9-2009 @ 10:16 AM by LiveForever8
I came across this a while back and it really made me smile, i think its just brilliant. I was reminded of it today whilst doing some reading into how humour can be a defence mechanism.

Anyways, i hope you enjoy it as much as i did......



Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account


Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account


Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.




From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account


Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account


Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account


Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account


Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account


Attached




From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?


Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?


Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response


Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?


Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.




From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?


Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?


I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?


Attached




Genius!

Now i know this guy owed this company money and he should pay, im sure he did in the end, but when you genuinely have no money to your name there is nothing you can do. You cant get blood from a stone!

What makes this even funnier is that the spider picture eventually sold for $15,000 on ebay!

A hand-drawn digital picture of a seven-legged spider which became the subject of a widespread viral email has reportedly sold for $15,000 on eBay.

news.ninemsn.com.au...

And then the person who bought the spider picture for $15,000 refuses to pay the ebay seller!

A man who placed the $15,000 winning bid for a photograph of a hand-drawn seven-legged spider says he has no intention of paying up.

news.ninemsn.com.au...

Its like some sort of curse!
Maybe the ebay buyer could send a picture of a one-winged fly as payment

I just find the whole thing very funny.

As the man behind the drawing, David Thorne, said: "The internet is a playground and I would not have it any other way."

Peace.


reply posted on 2-9-2009 @ 10:40 AM by mikerussellus
reply to post by LiveForever8



I had to S&F this.
I laughed so darn hard I ended up crying, my wife got upset, and the dog wet the carpet.



reply posted on 2-9-2009 @ 11:14 AM by LiveForever8
reply to post by DOADOA



If you read the attached links he states that he was genuinely broke at the time.

"The part about me having no money is also true."

I think that last paragraph was just sarcasm. I just think he couldn't believe she kept corresponding with him and sending the pictures back.




reply posted on 2-9-2009 @ 11:27 AM by DOADOA
Originally posted by LiveForever8
reply to
post by DOADOA



If you read the attached links he states that he was genuinely broke at the time.

"The part about me having no money is also true."

I think that last paragraph was just sarcasm. I just think he couldn't believe she kept corresponding with him and sending the pictures back.



my mistake. he almost seem too smart to be broke. i have a habit of giving people too much credit.



reply posted on 2-9-2009 @ 11:59 AM by GEORGETHEGREEK
reply to post by LiveForever8



I have stumbled upon the story myself quite some time ago!

Quite briliant. S+F !


reply posted on 2-9-2009 @ 12:23 PM by open_eyeballs
reply to post by LiveForever8



Oh god! That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen!

Thank yiou for sharing!


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