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White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar: Has Entered Depressive Phase

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posted on Aug, 31 2009 @ 11:41 PM
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White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar:
Has Entered Depressive Phase...



White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over 'hope' and 'change' were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode.



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Couldn't resist posting this... It's about time we found the wherewithall to start poking some serious fun at Obama.

You know, we could make these bad times in this country a lot more fun if the media would lighten up. Do some real reporting and make some real jabs at Obama.

Long live freedom of speech. Easily offended? LOL@U !!! Nothing personal... =)


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posted on Aug, 31 2009 @ 11:53 PM
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This is fake. Onion News is a comedy show on the internet i believe. Got me excited for a second you silly duck!



posted on Aug, 31 2009 @ 11:55 PM
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Didn't see your bottom part, sorry!



posted on Aug, 31 2009 @ 11:57 PM
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Before the three years of Obama's happy phase, he was extremely depressed, and for three years he sat in his pajamas and played solitaire on his computer


LMAO!


 

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posted on Aug, 31 2009 @ 11:58 PM
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It's a joke but it was very funny.

Loved the budget they had.



posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 12:02 AM
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The wife found it ... She almost never ROFLHAO but this did it...

I'll tell her that you liked it. Share and spread.

Onion News Network could easily replace CNN and have 5x the ratings.



posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 12:06 AM
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I wanna work there!



 

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posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 03:27 AM
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Originally posted by Republican08



Before the three years of Obama's happy phase, he was extremely depressed, and for three years he sat in his pajamas and played solitaire on his computer


haha, i was reading that and thinking oh well, then nearly wet myself laughing when i read about him in pajamas, i really like that fact that we have a little laughter on the forums



posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 06:03 AM
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What makes it so funny is that it's VERY plausible!



posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 07:26 AM
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So you think its ok to poke fun at someone with a mental condition?! WOW! I am bi-polar and proud to say so. I get teased and called crazy and I just laugh. Being bi-polar is something one could NEVER understand unless you have it and even then everyone handles it differently. I also dont believe Obama to be bi-polar in anyway. I think this is fake.



posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 07:35 AM
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Originally posted by mblahnikluver
So you think its ok to poke fun at someone with a mental condition?! WOW! I am bi-polar and proud to say so. I get teased and called crazy and I just laugh. Being bi-polar is something one could NEVER understand unless you have it and even then everyone handles it differently. I also dont believe Obama to be bi-polar in anyway. I think this is fake.


Well, My XGirlfriend from long ago has a brother that is bi-polar. When he was down he drank heavily while on meds. Crashed his motocycle and tried to walk away to nearby house. Long story short it was common for him to end up hurting himself. I don't understand it. I can empathize.

[color=#00BFFF]Sadly, after the motorcycle accident he had to have about 80% of his calve muscle on one of his legs removed from infection after infection. Poor health care from FREE health care, called Oregon Health Plan, which I might add is what my former girlfriend had...

Seriously, Some people just don't get a break. I wish that I had a solution. Many people turn to their faith. Self healing is very powerful.

Never give up. Find humor in everything that you can... Nothing personal.

Edit: fat finger syndrome

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posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 08:23 AM
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I love the onion. So funny.

My favorite was when they said Obama is shutting down the Pentagon and using the funds to build a 4 story tankosaurus in Iraq.


the other is: 75% of children who camp in the backyard never come back.

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posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 08:26 AM
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This one if perfect for ATS!

Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked


LEBANON, OHIO—Apollo 11 mission commander and famed astronaut Neil Armstrong shocked reporters at a press conference Monday, announcing he had been convinced that his historic first step on the moon was part of an elaborate hoax orchestrated by the United States government.


the onion



posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 11:17 PM
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Originally posted by DrMattMaddix
What makes it so funny is that it's VERY plausible!


It's extremely possible! I couldn't imagine what people would do if all of the sudden he just got real depressed...

Obama " Damn republicans... just no winning with them is there, just always going to complain, why oh why do people keep calling me a muslim... woah is me". lol

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posted on Sep, 1 2009 @ 11:25 PM
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Originally posted by mblahnikluver
So you think its ok to poke fun at someone with a mental condition?! WOW! I am bi-polar and proud to say so. I get teased and called crazy and I just laugh. Being bi-polar is something one could NEVER understand unless you have it and even then everyone handles it differently. I also dont believe Obama to be bi-polar in anyway. I think this is fake.


Ironic that we both have it and your location and my mood are the same thing.



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