posted on May, 15 2004 @ 08:41 PM
Well, forget dogs, they are to unpredictable. Train a cat. They smaller, so when they jump on your lap, they don't weigh 110 pounds. My dog is
stupid, it thinks it's a lap dog. Also, cats won't lick you death, sniff your crotch, sniff guests crotch, slobber on guests, and don't have to
walk a cat so it can go to the bathroom, even if it's freaking winter with snow coming down and it's -10 degrees outside. Also, if you train a cat,
they are silent, smaller, so not noticed as much, and they can climb a pant leg and go for the crotch just as well as a trained attack dog. Don't
beleieve me? Surprise Morris(my cat) when he is sleeping.