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posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 02:27 PM
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Must have been your perfume, ever so strong,
They didn't like it, such a potent pong!

Now it looks I'll need a miracle,
After you created such a debacle...




posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 02:35 PM
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My "Dior Addict" was'nt THAT strong
it was your friggin bees that were in the wrong !!!

:shk: :shk:



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 02:41 PM
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Maybe if you hadn't sneezed in the hives,
I wouldn't have screamed 'run for your lives'!

There's nothing worse than a crazy ditz,
In the confusion you got me in the grits!




posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 02:50 PM
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I can't help being allergic to bees
you should see the state of my swollen knees


And I don't want to say anything really rude
but you deserved the mayhem that ensued !!!




posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:03 PM
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:shk: Acting up like a little kid would,
When I did all a real gent should,

Storming off in a huff, out in a trice,
Before you see me again, better think twice..

:bnghd:



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:11 PM
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Oh I've tried to forget as much as I can
like going on a date with " candyman "



and when you said you liked to teaze
I thought romance--just not 1000s of bees !!




posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:15 PM
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They just want to spread the love,
How was I to know they're death from above!

Angry bees, swollen face and knees,
Sometimes a man just can never please...

:shk:



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:20 PM
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Baby, I know you wanted to please
But there's something evil about your bees

Being surrounded by a satanic swarm
is not the way to keep me calm !!

:bash:



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:27 PM
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This one wants to call a truce,
But we doubt it'll do much use



Nature works in very weird ways,
Passion sends the dears into a wild craze..



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:33 PM
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The last thing I want to really see
is a picture of yet another bee :shk:

Please keep your love and weird devotion
Cos my body is covered in calamine lotion

:shk: :shk:



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:37 PM
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Karma meant for your face to be black and blue,
But that lotion smells nice, you could use it too!

Never mind, I've discovered a brand new fad,
It's called '6 legs good, 2 legs bad!'



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:38 PM
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posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 03:58 PM
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It might sound weird, it might sound strange,
But I hear insect love is all the rage!






posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 04:03 PM
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Oh you think you are soooooo funny----NOT !!!




posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 04:08 PM
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hey

just stoppin' by - not staying - really

just heard a noise - didn't sound like the usual

you kids OK?

I don't understand why SD isn't here - not sure how he can resist this

he must be wearing some kind of patch

:-)



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 04:16 PM
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Short story is, I was feeling a little 'bee-curious' and Miss UK didn't really go for it, something about allergies...



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 04:22 PM
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Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
hey

just stoppin' by - not staying - really

just heard a noise - didn't sound like the usual

you kids OK?

I don't understand why SD isn't here - not sure how he can resist this

he must be wearing some kind of patch

:-)


Oh Ms mirabilis----it was horrible

I'm so glad you're here.

I travelled 200 miles to see him and it was a disaster from start to finish !


Really he's got some serious bee issues
His bedroom walls are covered in bee posters as well !!

and he's got a bee ringtone :shk:



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by purehughness
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Short story is, I was feeling a little 'bee-curious' and Miss UK didn't really go for it, something about allergies...


:shk: :shk:

How hilarious !! LMAO !!!

:bash: :bash:



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 04:39 PM
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:-)

and...ouch

that's all I got



posted on Sep, 8 2009 @ 04:44 PM
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Oh Ms mirabilis----it was horrible
I'm so glad you're here.


there, there dear...



Really he's got some serious bee issues
His bedroom walls are covered in bee posters as well !!

and he's got a bee ringtone


well - sometimes it helps to keep an open mind

but - it's not like I don't understand :-)

well - just stopped by - things had taken such an interesting turn...

I'm sure you two can patch things up

do carry on

:-)

as if anything could stop you



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