matchmaking experiment time !!

reply to post by uk today


Must have been your perfume, ever so strong,
They didn't like it, such a potent pong!

Now it looks I'll need a miracle,
After you created such a debacle...

reply to post by purehughness


My "Dior Addict" was'nt THAT strong
it was your friggin bees that were in the wrong !!!

:shk: :shk:

reply to post by uk today


Maybe if you hadn't sneezed in the hives,
I wouldn't have screamed 'run for your lives'!

There's nothing worse than a crazy ditz,
In the confusion you got me in the grits!

reply to post by purehughness


I can't help being allergic to bees
you should see the state of my swollen knees

And I don't want to say anything really rude
but you deserved the mayhem that ensued !!!

reply to post by uk today


:shk: Acting up like a little kid would,
When I did all a real gent should,

Storming off in a huff, out in a trice,
Before you see me again, better think twice..

:bnghd:

reply to post by purehughness


Oh I've tried to forget as much as I can
like going on a date with " candyman "



and when you said you liked to teaze
I thought romance--just not 1000s of bees !!

reply to post by uk today


They just want to spread the love,
How was I to know they're death from above!

Angry bees, swollen face and knees,
Sometimes a man just can never please...

:shk:

reply to post by purehughness


Baby, I know you wanted to please
But there's something evil about your bees

Being surrounded by a satanic swarm
is not the way to keep me calm !!

:bash:

reply to post by uk today


This one wants to call a truce,
But we doubt it'll do much use



Nature works in very weird ways,
Passion sends the dears into a wild craze..

reply to post by purehughness


The last thing I want to really see
is a picture of yet another bee :shk:

Please keep your love and weird devotion
Cos my body is covered in calamine lotion

:shk: :shk:

reply to post by uk today


Karma meant for your face to be black and blue,
But that lotion smells nice, you could use it too!

Never mind, I've discovered a brand new fad,
It's called '6 legs good, 2 legs bad!'

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reply to post by uk today


It might sound weird, it might sound strange,
But I hear insect love is all the rage!

reply to post by purehughness


Oh you think you are soooooo funny----NOT !!!

hey

just stoppin' by - not staying - really

just heard a noise - didn't sound like the usual

you kids OK?

I don't understand why SD isn't here - not sure how he can resist this

he must be wearing some kind of patch

:-)

reply to post by Spiramirabilis


Short story is, I was feeling a little 'bee-curious' and Miss UK didn't really go for it, something about allergies...

Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
hey

just stoppin' by - not staying - really

just heard a noise - didn't sound like the usual

you kids OK?

I don't understand why SD isn't here - not sure how he can resist this

he must be wearing some kind of patch

:-)

Oh Ms mirabilis----it was horrible
I'm so glad you're here.

I travelled 200 miles to see him and it was a disaster from start to finish !


Really he's got some serious bee issues
His bedroom walls are covered in bee posters as well !!

and he's got a bee ringtone :shk:

Originally posted by purehughness
reply to post by Spiramirabilis

 

Short story is, I was feeling a little 'bee-curious' and Miss UK didn't really go for it, something about allergies...

:shk: :shk:

How hilarious !! LMAO !!!

:bash: :bash:

reply to post by purehughness


:-)

and...ouch

that's all I got

reply to post by uk today

Oh Ms mirabilis----it was horrible
I'm so glad you're here.

there, there dear...

Really he's got some serious bee issues
His bedroom walls are covered in bee posters as well !!

and he's got a bee ringtone

well - sometimes it helps to keep an open mind

but - it's not like I don't understand :-)

well - just stopped by - things had taken such an interesting turn...

I'm sure you two can patch things up

do carry on

:-)

as if anything could stop you