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posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:17 PM
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Originally posted by purehughness
reply to post by uk today
 


So where's it to be?

Shall I show you the night life of Iapetus, or should I check out the dining of Casseopia?



At last....someone before you is actually trying to get it on....



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by zazzafrazz
reply to post by The Utopian Penguin
 


Aparently you haven't read the thread .

I have popped in and out throughout.
edit to add



[edit on 6-9-2009 by zazzafrazz]


Put the right leg in
the right leg out

in---out
in --out
shake it all about




posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:22 PM
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Time to bust outta here for a bit, my head's spinning after too much verse!

Take care all a y'all!



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
I even got "huge" a bmw to go visit blondie ... but he won't use it.




you cannot be serious man----

Sticking my hughness on an ass :shk: :shk:



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:37 PM
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Originally posted by purehughness
reply to post by uk today
 


So where's it to be?

Shall I show you the night life of Iapetus, or should I check out the dining of Casseopia?



Toss ya for it ----heads or tails ???




posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by uk today

Toss ya for it ----heads or tails ???



That is soooooo wrong on so many levels.



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:43 PM
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I just got an image of a pure and benign creature, wouldn't hurt a fly..


:-)

yeah...I love them

but - they could kill ya though...if they wanted to

that's part of their charm :-)

[edit on 9/6/2009 by Spiramirabilis]



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:47 PM
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Control that dirty mind you naughty doggy :shk: :shk:



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 04:49 PM
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:-)

2nd line: :-)



posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 05:04 PM
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Night- night everyone xx

Hope you all have a good day tomorrow




posted on Sep, 6 2009 @ 05:25 PM
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Originally posted by uk today
reply to post by AccessDenied
 


Hey AD


Now who would AD like to be hooked up with ??

List your requirements girl !!!



oh boy....already hooked.




posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 05:11 AM
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Just testing ya girl !!!

Thought you mighta sneaked on here for some secret AD fun


PLEASE DON'T BAN ME LOMBOZO


blondie promises to behave herself today



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 05:15 AM
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What happened to you last night ???
My hugeness never showed !!

You stood me up.



You better have a damn good excuse !!!
or we are sooooo finished




posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 05:38 AM
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RING-RING----RING-RING---

" Hello--RAC donkey services, how may I help you ?? "
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" Sorry sir, did you say your ass has broken down ?? Now what make of ass is it sir ?? "
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" Oh, the BMW -----not the most reliable ass on the road !! "
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" Oh dear----really sir ? Your ass was hit up the ass by an ass riding a Ferrari ass !!! Thats terrible----those speeding asses should'nt be on the road " :shk:
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" Now calm down sir---things could be worse , did you not hear the news earlier about the multiple ass pile up on the M25 , very nasty indeed sir."
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" Yes one ass was doin 3 miles an hour !!! " :shk:
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" You need a recovery to where sir ??. Iapetus?? I've got 2 listed, is it Iapetus near Barnsley or the one near Saturn ?? "
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" Sorry sir but you don't seem to have our inter--galactic membership cover. Its on offer at the moment , only 10,000 a month if you pay by direct debit "
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posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 05:47 AM
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That's exactly how it happened....


That damn SD sold me an unreliable ass...

And the line on my tin can portable was terrible too. :shk:

How can I make it up to you priestess?



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 05:53 AM
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I forgive you totally my hugeness xx

Damn that SD--- bet he's one of those spiv type second hand ass dealers !! :shk:



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 05:58 AM
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Then again, what the hell was I thinking trying to take an ass to Casseiopia?!

Surely I could have got a saucer cab from the Saturn hub...

Ooooh he's gonna get a fine talking to!



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 06:02 AM
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Absolutely----you wait till he comes online




Never mind my hugeness---no-one can stop the path of our destiny. Our love will conquer all !!!



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 06:03 AM
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Oh snap, so is the official BTS/eHarmony thread now lol.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/eeab69f7467b.jpg[/atsimg]



posted on Sep, 7 2009 @ 06:06 AM
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Ohhhhh man that made me laugh so hard....

I almost don't want to know the circumstance of that pic, it's epic enough.



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