matchmaking experiment time !!

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sawyer rules. hes just stole my women though lol

i hate lost now

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Sawyer actually looks fitter now than he did in the early series

Aaaaaw junior would I leave you for a hunk like Sawyer eh ?? I mean really ??
Now a Hugh Grant type.. maybe??

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really

good because i'm all yours now

would you put me under and type of man.

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Sorry junior but you are waaaay too young!!

No, I'm looking for a male, preferably in his 90s, with a wad of dosh the size of Mt Everest, oh with no sex drive whatsoever of course !!

Only joking........the wad of dosh can be the size of the Eiger instead !!

Originally posted by uk today
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Sorry junior but you are waaaay too young!!

No, I'm looking for a male, preferably in his 90s, with a wad of dosh the size of Mt Everest, oh with no sex drive whatsoever of course !!

Only joking........the wad of dosh can be the size of the Eiger instead !!

thats me born in the 90's
i have no sex drive honest i am a quiet soul.
and i won two pound on a scratch card today.
my luck is in your all mine



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Born in the 90s
No sex drive
£2 on a scratch card

Mmmm, think crowbaby is telling fibs on 1 of the above....now which one can it be eh ??

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I dont know
what you should do is come find out

you will soon know lol.

oh the horror and the sadface when it turns out i won 1 pound because it cost me 1 pound to buy the scratch card

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Hey crowbaby, you're going to need more than a £1 now you're getting your little lurve nest set up !!

Mmm, now if you want some tips on cooking, it's easy, just don't bother !!

Naw...time spent in the kitchen is wasted time!! Far more exciting things for junior to be doin !
Actually I can cook but do I enjoy it ?? NOPE !!

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love nest

yeah i'll need to learn though oh and i cant iron

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Oh baby, you have soooo much to learn ! :shk:

You buy clothes that don't need ironing....easy peasy !!





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maybe i wont wear clothes its my house its naked house

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Mmmm, a naked house eh ??


Do visitors have to come naked as well ??
Mmmm, your heating bills are gonna be HUGE !!!

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hmmm i dont know if they should be or not maybe only my women friends

my heating bill will be fine, i'm always warm

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Please don't invite me to your housewarming baby

Just checkin my diary and bummer....oh no, I've got no dates free till June 2011 !!
Aaaw looks like my clothes are gonna have to stay on !!

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lmao thats not very nice

you'll come i know you cant miss a good party

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Lets Paaaaaaaarty !!

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you gotta fight for your right to party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Get that party started junior, oh and pour me a rum n coke....
With ice yeah ??





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yeah there will be a party everynight

I'm going to watch fight club

~waves~
Hi to the people of M.E.T.

~runs for it~