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posted on Aug, 29 2009 @ 08:11 AM
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My name is Jehovah. I'm new to ATS and would like to be here for a long time. I live in Charleston, WV and am 27 years old. I'm 5'3, black, fat, and bald. I'm converting to Judaism and trying to get rich in my spare time. Please welcome me to the forums.




posted on Aug, 29 2009 @ 09:31 AM
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Hi and welcome to ATS.

I loved your intro post, you sound so very normal and not full of BS. I do like that in a person.

So to follow suit:- I'm getting along in years, almost 50 now. My skin is white but my blood is red just like yours. I'm short, about 20 pounds overweight and try to enjoy life as it comes. Oh, and I don't give a hoot about materialism as to me the only important thing for now is to Awaken from the slumber of this Dream we live.

I also teach (small t) others how to easily awaken using very simple methods I used and modified, which over the years have been very effective for those who take their experiences seriously as pointing direction for their growth.

Hope you enjoy your stay here Jehovah.



posted on Aug, 29 2009 @ 09:44 AM
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Glad to see you awaked for your milleniums long coma. Care to start kicking ass like the Jehovah in the first half of the bible? Or would you prefer to be passive and promise that some day real soon (Jehovahs witnesses keep saying a few years away every tens years since the 60's) You will destroy evil doers like the part 2 Jehovah in the new testament? It's cute how much you differ from the part 1 god to the part 2 god. You start pulling old school Jehovah justice and I'll sign up and get my Pentagram Tattoo changed to a dove or something



posted on Aug, 29 2009 @ 11:23 PM
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Originally posted by Tayesin
Hi and welcome to ATS.

I loved your intro post, you sound so very normal and not full of BS. I do like that in a person.

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Mmmmm Try not responding to one of his u2u's and you may come away with a whole new opinion.



Hope you enjoy your stay here Jehovah


What little of it is left isn't that right Antaun?




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