The Gospel according to 12.21.12
1 Come hither and I shall show you the Kingdom, from which it was built, from which it is now.
2 From as single blade of grass I have weaved a sweater. It is a testament unto you, in which to go green.
3 I held a light up unto the sweater and it burned not, I tried to tear it and it did not.
4 From this single blade of grass I shall contruct an empire of Glory, so that you shall have many joys.
5 And from this kingdom of Glory, went a magical leprachaun and a wonderful shoe.
6 I shall name all the rivers after a tasty beer and things that are fun to do.
7 Therefor when you look for the kingdom and you see it not you shall say whre is this kingdom, constructed from a single blade of grass.
8 I say unto you, fear not, there are many blades of grass in the field in which I could construct a new empire, but I do not.
9 I took the shoe and delivered it to Lord Gargamel and said bring fourth a smurf.
10 Gargamel looked unto me as if confused, I said to him now shoe. Bring fourth a smurf, he shall live in this shoe.
11 So Gargamel asked, from what nook may I find this smurf and for what shall I look for?
12 You shall look for the kingdom of mushroom and seek out a shoe.
13 The smurf is half the length of a nail and is also blue.
14 Gargamel went to the city of shoe and looked and behold, a kingdom of blue..
14 He sent a foul cat named Jezabel to capture the village, but instead burned it down entirely by mistake.
15 When Gargamel returned he said I went and found the mushroom village, but as for the smurf I did catch it not.
16 I said fear not Gargamel, for this is a test of your patience and your faith, you shall go back to the mushroom village and return me a smurf to
live in this shoe.
17 Seven Leprachauns then appeared in front of me and asked, from which end of the rainbow shall I wait with a pot of Gold?
[edit on 28-8-2009 by 12.21.12]
