Originally posted by DieterDengler
Better add that men like to go to bed later than women, we have no control over snoring, and the volume of the TV is not a personal attack on you. Trust me, we are as offended by your early rising and inability to be quiet in the morning while we are trying to sleep as you are at the volume of the TV at night time.
Originally posted by calstorm
reply to post by aleon1018
Let's not forget about the kids They're your kids, not mine, I work all day and you expect me to punish them when I get home?
Whoa! Be a man. Sorry this just ticks me off. You inserted part A into slot B yes they ARE your kids. The mother is the nurturer and care giver, the father is the authoritarian. From a kids point of view, mommy isn't so scary when we act up, 'cause she is the one who gives us hugs and makes us cookies, but daddy means business. We understand a mans need to come home and relax, but you need to take care of that first. Otherwise you are emasculated in our eyes, and we don't want to feel that way about our men.
LIE 1: I'D NEVER CHEAT ON YOU: If Angelina Jolie threw herself naked at his feet, he would definitely consider his options. It doesn't mean he would do it, it means he'd consider it - and research shows around half would do it. Denial from a man when asked this question by his wife is a safe option because such opportunities rarely present themselves.
LIE 2: I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT SLEEPING WITH YOUR FRIENDS: No, especially not the one with the sporty body and big boobs. Believe us, he's always thinking about it, even about the ugly ones. It doesn't mean he'll do it; it means he thinks about it, whether you like it or not.
LIE 3: I'M NOT INTO THAT SORT OF THING: Men use this lie in response to a woman's repulsion to a kinky sex act she's seen on TV, to her interrogation into what he likes in bed or whether he'd buy porn or go to a strip club. The reality is he is into that sort of thing or he'd love to try it.
LIE 4: I'D NEVER LIE TO YOU: He will tell you whatever necessary to avoid tears or conflict. If you challenge the lie, he'll say it was necessary because you can't handle the truth. Any woman who reads out the above to a man will be greeted with the response: 'No! That's not true of me. The authors have got it wrong!' No, we haven't; we've done our research and one of us is a man. We know most men will acknowledge the truth about these lies to other men - or tell jokes to each other about them. But when it comes to women, they will say whatever necessary to keep you happy.
Originally posted by Beltha
Just like everywhere, females are different. Some like to be spoken down to for some reason, most dont. But I wouldn't say Scandinavian women are any more hotheaded then american. Italian women on the other hand..
Who was that norwegian politician by the way? Can't get myself to remember that incident.
Originally posted by MrJelly
MOST OF YOU ALL WRONG.
I will keep it simple..I observe reality, unlike most of you delusional fools.
yea I said it. read
1. Women want one thing...SEX. Having kids is a way of securing a husband (husband can be a MAN or THE STATE) figure it out for yourself
2. MEN WANT ONE THING ... A PAT on the BACK "good job" scooby snack.
Any man would rather fuk a woman ONCE and have her tell him and all the people she knows that he is amazing than have sex with that woman every day for a month.
Look at WHO is doing the hard work during sex.
look at what a man is trying to do during sex...please the female.
3. men are EMOTIONAL...women are PHYSICAL.
SO SIMPLE YET MOST OF YOU ARE DELUSIONAL coz you go to movies and believe what is in it without using YOUR BRAIN.
only reason men have cars is coz of this factore
Women...shoes and bags.
hell, women keep their shoes on during sex. Men get bent up and emotional once they have sex with a woman. YOU ALL KNOW ITS TRUE. regardless of what they show in movies the reality is THAT.
4. most woman can EASILY detach themselves from sex and emotion
Most men can NOT DO THIS.
I can go on and on but I wont. Figure the rest out.
by the way
here is a hint
FLIP IT AROUND.. look at what they call Romantic movies and look at what they call Porno. One is supposedly REALITY and one is Fantasy. NOW FLIP IT.
Anyone that has dated many women and many TYPES of women will understand this simple law of nature.
again, when I say ALL women or all men I mean 95 percent.
Originally posted by Phenomium
This is nothing more than the antithesis of what women really are. We get it, you're pissed at men....you can wake up and snap back into reality now. The dream is over. Just because you say something that is absurd.....doesn't make it a reality. All you did here was embarass yourself.
Originally posted by OhZone
Damod, you say:
“1. Men are not emotional creatures………..”
****I have wondered about this for a long time. Do you think that this is because of upbringing? . The “boys aren’t supposed to cry” thing, and the general social attitude in that regard?
“2. Men take things literally.”
****I take things literally too. My answers to questions usually come off literal..
This has gotten me in trouble many times. It frustrates my younger son to no end.
I dislike having to reinterpret what people are saying.
I have to disagree that men need more time alone than women.
I could out do you or most any man on the time alone thing.
If I ask you how I look, its OK if you say “just fine”, but it would be nice if you leaned over and kissed me on the cheek when you said it.
Maybe those men who are getting “talked down to” are less intelligent than the woman.
I’ve always had the idea that I should be able to look up to a man.
Sadly this is not always possible as there are so many men who are really such jerks.
Definition of “jerk” could be quit lengthy…so I leave it to your imagination.
No MOST men do not leave socks on the floor. And the methane thing,,,well I’d sure change you diet.
“10. Men get drawn into things…..focused on something…”
****NOT a specific man thing. I do that and have always done that. Frustrates the heck out people, I know. People at work got so that they would say, “May I have your attention, your undivided attention?”
The “honey do” thing.... I’m a believer that if you want something done and done right..do it yourself. I hate asking someone to bring me some whatever…too often they brging the wrong thing.
Like and dislike subject matter is not gender specific. I like science and history and related. I even understand most of how a car works. Once even had to instruct the garage mechanic how to find a water leak.
Getting hung up on the likes of video games is sheer addiction idiocy.
I would hope that you had a keener mind than that.
“ In charge of the remote”
If you're that hung up on TV it will be one of the things you get to do alone.
Uhmmm…“go to a bar; the nite out?”
What if your lady wants to do the same thing?
Is that OK with you?
Girls need their toys too, do you have a problem with that?
Power tools? I have to use your portable drill there for a few minutes, OK?
Need help with that particle accelerator?