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A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers. Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.
He told said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'
Ha! That lime is a pimp! He scored a lemon and some cherries!
I think I'll go into the sad (SNIP) stage ( now called SIMPKINS RAGE ) and complain that the clouds are being racist by the majority of them being WHITE, Yeah I'd better go tell the papers that I'm DISGUSTED .
1. To display strong feelings of affection for a person or object.
2. To snog the face off someone.
1. That guitar is maoam.
2. Away and maoam your skeg.
The new face of MAOAM
From 2002 onwards, MAOAM products took on a new and even more attractive design. In order to give the MAOAM brand more appeal to its target group a unique comic-strip figure was created who symbolises the fun and crazy aspect of the brand.
The MAOAM man, an eye-catching and jovial figure who appears on the products in many forms, is very popular with MAOAM fans, both young and old.
The colouring of the wrapping on the individual MAOAM sweets clearly indicates their fruit flavour. It is therefore very easy for consumers to identify their favourite flavours.
Originally posted by j2000
One Horny Lime!
I showed it to my wife, and she can't even look at her Marguarita the same ever again!