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A metal band, and a keg!!! Scratch that 3 kegs!!!
Originally posted by Now_Then
reply to post by Excitable_Boy
A metal band in the distillery, next door an Indie band in the brewery - out in the street a massive rave and down the road a huge stage with 100 stand up comics ripping the urine out of my life.
All streamed live over the internet, the red arrows doing something fancy, A-10's with modified Gatling guns that fire Worthers originals and every lamp post in a 5 mile radius replaced with a dancing pole and strippers.
A barbecue on every corner, and fire hydrants commandeered for the express use of wet t-shirt competitions.
Condoms for all and all hotel rooms cost £1 per hour.
And my lifeless body instrumental in a world record breaking (and very macabre) crowd surfing spectacular - culminating with me being tossed on to my afore mentioned 1,000kg of high explosive - a volly of fireworks and then bang - everyone gets a bit of me to take home and treasure.