To anyone who knows the future.

If there are any people who genuinely know the future on ATS, please answer the following questions. No jokes or dissing please and serious replies only.

1)What is the name of the girl I stared at in 4th grade, since I forgot her name?

2)What is the name of the woman who shouted, "Whooooo" at me out the car window 1 or 2 summers ago in Kanawha City, WV?

3)What is the name of my future wife?

4)When will I be a God?

5)If I pay you, can I have your psychic powers?

I'll bite,

1, you never stared at a girl, his name was Mike.
2, I think that was you mother.
3, Mike
4, never.
5, how much we talkin'?

6, NO!!
7, Look in the mirror.

Just a little fun to lighten the mood.
Sometime a bit of nonsense is good for the psyche.

[edit on 8/25/2009 by reticledc]

I see the future and not the past.
All of your questions were based on the past (don't be tricked by words).
So I cannot answer them.
If you can come with questions that are really relating to the future I may answer you.

This is a serious answer, as serious as this thread.

Cross the Gypsy's palm with Saliva...... or is that Silver.....

i'll get back to you.......

As brief as these ALWAYS are. I sure enjoy reading what you guys come up with when you're bing serious.

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reply to post by Geladinhu


I offered opinions to your replies before you posted them.

[If you can come with questions that are really relating to the future I may answer you. ] NO


[or is that Silver..... ] Look in the mirror

Originally posted by Geladinhu
I see the future and not the past.
All of your questions were based on the past (don't be tricked by words).
So I cannot answer them.
If you can come with questions that are really relating to the future I may answer you.

This is a serious answer, as serious as this thread.

How many times have you hit the lotto then?? Just curious.

Second line

reply to post by reticledc


You are the best future seer that I've ever met.
Two stars for you!

I know the future and

GOD WINS.

reply to post by Antaun


mods! antaun's spamming the boards! ban him!

www.abovetopsecret.com...

[edit on 25-8-2009 by reject]

Originally posted by PeterGriffin

How many times have you hit the lotto then?? Just curious.

Second line

I don't know about the past, I only know about the future.
I cannot answer your question, I'm sorry.

I have come up with two questions about the future. Please answer them. One, what is the name of my FUTURE wife? Two, when in the FUTURE will I be a God?

Also, if I pay you, can I have your psychic powers? Please respond so I know you got this message.

Thanks!

reply to post by Antaun



How much are you willing to pay?

Do you also buy souls?

I'm willing to pay as much as the person with psychic powers is willing to tell me. But first, I must have my psychic questions answered.

reply to post by Antaun


You are just repeating the same questions.
And I told you that all of your questions were based on the past.
Again I'll tell you. Do not be tricked by words, just because you are using verbs in the future or even the word future it doesn't mean you are actually talking about the future.

Okay, I will ask a future question. When will I be rich?

you will not have a future wife; as when you have a wife it will then be present and by having a future wife that may be considered polygamy; which is illegal in your state.

When you can figure out how to get around the polygamy problem and keep more than 1 wife happy all the time then you may consider yourself as close to a god as you would ever get. Like that would ever happen

no my phsyco powers are not fer sale

reply to post by Antaun


Your not getting it man.
Your still talking about the past.
If your talking about money you are talking about the past.

I'll help you out and give an example of a question that relates to the future:

"Have you ever observed water like it was the most special thing that our eyes could see?"

reply to post by Antaun


you will never be rich you are Antaun, unless legaly changed with court approval.

Stylez, what do you mean by God wins? And if you know the future, please answer my questions.

Thanks!