As they are walking along the creekbed the hobo explains that he was there fishing for pantyhose that regularly gets thrown out with the waste from the factory, and starts listing off the many uses for pantyhose, including water filtration, a sling, and a disguise for robbing liquor stores.
Have no clue where the idea came from as it was nearly stream-of-consciousness; once it occured to me i realized there are no doubt hundreds of uses for it. i found this post very interesting because of it. I will add Anti-Box Jellyfish Sting Clothing to his list if i decide to pick the story back up.
[edit on 25-8-2009 by kidney thief]

